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Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:39 pm
by MegaNigger
AdorableOtter wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:44 pm
CIANIgger wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 3:35 pm
I don't want to kill him. I'd have no more laughs.

I just know I could kick his ass in a straight up fight in an octagon or ring.
I think you need a new opponent, Cuckson is done. Just look at him. He's just a chubby pale autistic NEET who just wanted to daydream about being Ryu or Mishima.
I mean, HE CANT EVEN RIDE A BICYCLE you know.
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Ryan "Nigga Killa" Dodd aka ExtraSmegma is a better alternative imo. He claims he's lifting weight (I actually have some screencaps). Be careful though. I have a hunch he's good at anti-air attacks and fancy kicks rather than ranged attacks.
If DHI sponsors me I'll fight them both.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:40 pm
by Guest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd_oBd5DENk&t

This feels appropriate for this thread.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:16 pm
by Kugelfisch
Bas Rutten is the most hilarious motherfucker around and every single thing he says is the truth. I absolutely adore that guy. :lol:


Cuckson would see CIANigger coming from a mile away since he glows in the dark.
But seriously:
CIANIgger wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:39 pm
If DHI sponsors me I'll fight them both.
I would put in 1k €uroshekels personally. Anytime. Guarantee me that shit is happening and I'll be happy with the investment I made.
Just know that I'd have to put you down like old yeller behind the shed if you lose.
Boogie's Panniculus wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 3:31 am
But doing that can make you FLY!

http://images.shoutwiki.com/bzpb/4/48/H ... et_you.gif
I fucking love that scene. He's already so fucked and looks so done with life in that one. :lol:

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:15 am
by mad bum
I'm sorry but again'st cuckson you would just be random guy.

https://youtu.be/gIE-IS7PVGc?t=1m1s

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:51 am
by AdorableOtter
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Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 6:15 am
by MegaNigger
LOL :lol:

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:58 am
by mad bum
So I have an insider report that cuckson plays hearthstone, one of my friends who semi follows DHI told me he just played a jacksonjin.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:38 am
by MegaNigger
mad bum wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:58 am
So I have an insider report that cuckson plays hearthstone, one of my friends who semi follows DHI told me he just played a jacksonjin.
Screencap that shit.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:07 am
by mad bum
CIANIgger wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:38 am
mad bum wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:58 am
So I have an insider report that cuckson plays hearthstone, one of my friends who semi follows DHI told me he just played a jacksonjin.
Screencap that shit.
No screen caps unfortunately, however I figured one of our super sleuths can look on battlenet and try to find him. If anything tomorrow I'll ask to look on past players and get a battlenet ID.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:26 pm
by MegaNigger
mad bum wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:07 am
CIANIgger wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:38 am
mad bum wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 6:58 am
So I have an insider report that cuckson plays hearthstone, one of my friends who semi follows DHI told me he just played a jacksonjin.
Screencap that shit.
No screen caps unfortunately, however I figured one of our super sleuths can look on battlenet and try to find him. If anything tomorrow I'll ask to look on past players and get a battlenet ID.
I'd use mine but I need a new one to fuck with people lol