Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

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How long will he live?

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by RedLine » Fri Jun 28, 2024 1:37 pm

Who the hell is an actual "fan" of this guy?

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jun 28, 2024 3:11 pm

A village idiot among village idiots, that's who.
(Aka Rachel-types still living in the good old days when Boogie's Nice Guy masquerade was able to fool people.)
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Post by wulfenlord » Fri Jun 28, 2024 4:25 pm

Lul, 1:2 like to dislike ratio. Also how the fuck did he manage to get back to his sumotori girth after gastric surgery? Did his stomach mutate to grow another one?
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jun 28, 2024 4:39 pm

He never actually changed his diet and so his stomach sooner or later started expanding again?
That's why sane doctors demand you lose weight before the surgery. They want you to prove that you are actually able to change your eating habits.
Boogie on the other hand just assumed the surgery would cause him to magically want to eat less.
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Post by wulfenlord » Fri Jun 28, 2024 4:50 pm

Reason is, I have a cousin who got himself a gastric sleeve surgery, and I was told that it's literally impossible for him to even try to attempt to eat like he did before, because the remainder of the stomach is immediately full.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jun 28, 2024 4:50 pm

Then he's not volumemaxxing like Boogie. Where the is a will (to eat), there is a way.
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Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Fri Jun 28, 2024 6:54 pm

wulfenlord wrote:
Fri Jun 28, 2024 4:25 pm
Also how the fuck did he manage to get back to his sumotori girth after gastric surgery?
The fat can only get fatter. It's all they know to exist. Just ask Bennett.
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Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Fri Jun 28, 2024 8:41 pm

wulfenlord wrote:
Fri Jun 28, 2024 4:25 pm
Lul, 1:2 like to dislike ratio. Also how the fuck did he manage to get back to his sumotori girth after gastric surgery? Did his stomach mutate to grow another one?
He’s probably never drank water by choice in his life just endless fizzy drinks.

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Post by rabidtictac » Sat Jun 29, 2024 1:07 pm

wulfenlord wrote:
Fri Jun 28, 2024 4:25 pm
Lul, 1:2 like to dislike ratio. Also how the fuck did he manage to get back to his sumotori girth after gastric surgery? Did his stomach mutate to grow another one?
Nah, he just stretched it back out again. He doesn't eat because he's actually hungry. He eats because he's an addict. You don't cure addiction with surgery, unless it's a lobotomy. He should get one of those.

He devoted years to defeating that weight loss surgery and look how far he's come! A true success story. If you try your hardest, you can overcome the best attempts of modern medicine! Wonder how much it cost for that surgery... Let alone the man-hours and expertise of the medical professionals required to perform it safely and effectively.
Reason is, I have a cousin who got himself a gastric sleeve surgery, and I was told that it's literally impossible for him to even try to attempt to eat like he did before, because the remainder of the stomach is immediately full.
There are always ways for the determined. Ice cream. Soda. They give you a list of the shit not to eat after your surgery. Some of it you actually can't eat for health reasons, IIRC. But some of it you shouldn't eat because it can partially reverse the surgery or allow for excess caloric intake in spite of the surgery. I'm just going off what I remember from the deathfats in My 600 Pound Life. Those mofos were godlike at figuring out how to undo surgery.
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Post by wulfenlord » Sat Jun 29, 2024 1:35 pm

Imagine being the physician to greenlight this. It's like giving a lung transplant to a chain smoker.
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