Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[da PAC Nigguh]

Not so fast. I don't think her child has chosen a gender yet.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Fear not, for the asexual vampire lady has already decided for xir. I'll eat my underwear if the boy doesn't happen to identify as a girl at age 4 or so.

[AdorableOtter]

For some reason, I always thought Iron Elliot was one of those typical Channel Awful nutjobs but...

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Was xe always like that or was xe reverse Spoonyed? I don't know that much about xir in the first place, but something is kinda... different??

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She's so awesome. A transperson that supports Trump. Reality ought to collapse around her any second. She's like a glitch in the SJW world.

[Keith Chegwin]

The ironic thing about elisa, is she, an asexual apparrently, got married and has a kid. a filthy boy at that i believe

There's nothing ironic about that at all. Usually when a woman says she's asexual it's to keep the thirsty betas off them.

[Beelzquill]

The ironic thing about elisa, is she, an asexual apparrently, got married and has a kid. a filthy boy at that i believe

There's nothing ironic about that at all. Usually when a woman says she's asexual it's to keep the thirsty betas off them.

Didn't really succeed then, did she? I mean how else would describe paw cuckden

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The ironic thing about elisa, is she, an asexual apparrently, got married and has a kid. a filthy boy at that i believe

There's nothing ironic about that at all. Usually when a woman says she's asexual it's to keep the thirsty betas off them.

She admitted to be amused/flattered by people finding her attracted. She doesn't want to keep thirsty betas off her, she wants to attract her because they'll probably assume she's easier to "convert" than a hot lesbian.

[Poonoo]

Woah, wait a moment...tell me about this Upside Down Cross drama.

During Suburban Knights there was a scene where they break into someone's house to use their phone or something. To restrain the homeowner (played by Elisa, the asexual vampire movie reviewer), they tie her up. Originally, she was supposed to be duct taped to the wall and it made her woozy, apparently they gave her gatorade to make her feel better.

Lupa, who was there when it happened, and she told her friend Apollo Z Hack (some other aspiring internet nobody) and Apollo told Asalieri in a skype chat that Asa was secretly recording. Asa blew this out of proportion and it did make CA go into full damage control on the forums.

All it did really was kill Apollo's chances of ever making it on TGWTG. CA didn't get sued, Asa's still a drama whore, and Lupa suckered some autistic Cucknadian into a loveless relationship.

You forgot to mention that Apollo told Asa she was upside down in a cross position. Though during the call, he sounded unsure when he said it but Asa ran with it as pure fact. That made it a huge deal since having someone hang upside down for too long is dangerous, but it turns out that didn't happen.

All TGWTG had to fucking do was show the scene in question, just a few seconds of it to tell people that no one was upside down. It would have quashed the whole drama then and there, but there PR was fucking awful. That's why Holly can fuck off when she goes off and shits on them on Lordkat's stream to save face, she fucked up royally here and decided the best course of action was to delete all the fucking posts on the thread talking about it, making it look like they had shit to hide.

[Charlar]

The ironic thing about elisa, is she, an asexual apparrently, got married and has a kid. a filthy boy at that i believe

If she doesn't abuse the kid i'll eat a hat, she is that sort of crazy person

[drisko]

All TGWTG had to fucking do was show the scene in question, just a few seconds of it to tell people that no one was upside down. It would have quashed the whole drama then and there, but there PR was fucking awful. That's why Holly can fuck off when she goes off and shits on them on Lordkat's stream to save face, she fucked up royally here and decided the best course of action was to delete all the fucking posts on the thread talking about it, making it look like they had shit to hide.

Those guys have always been terrible at PR. Remember that one guy who pretended he was hired to work on Kickassia? According to everyone, no outside help was hired on the project (Big surprise) and that's all they needed to say. Or, just tell people "Go to part six on the site, click to the credits and you'll see the dude wasn't there" which would have been easier. But no, they kept their mouths shut and it just made things worse.