Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That thing where Asalieri tried to make a huge scandal out of something that may or may not have actually happened, with no real evidence to back it up?

[Osterzone]

Woah, wait a moment...tell me about this Upside Down Cross drama.

During Suburban Knights there was a scene where they break into someone's house to use their phone or something. To restrain the homeowner (played by Elisa, the asexual vampire movie reviewer), they tie her up. Originally, she was supposed to be duct taped to the wall and it made her woozy, apparently they gave her gatorade to make her feel better.

Lupa, who was there when it happened, and she told her friend Apollo Z Hack (some other aspiring internet nobody) and Apollo told Asalieri in a skype chat that Asa was secretly recording. Asa blew this out of proportion and it did make CA go into full damage control on the forums.

All it did really was kill Apollo's chances of ever making it on TGWTG. CA didn't get sued, Asa's still a drama whore, and Lupa suckered some autistic Cucknadian into a loveless relationship.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

TGWTG sure likes making its female staff feel violated when filming movies.

[Chippah]

That bitch is asexual? The fuck is wrong with CA? Is there anyone from that site that was normal?

[Osterzone]

No. They're all freaks. Luke Mochrie was thought to be the normal one, but then he started putting on lipstick and calling himself Kinley.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That bitch is asexual? The fuck is wrong with CA? Is there anyone from that site that was normal?

If you open an asylum, ya gotta epxect a few nutjobs.

[Chippah]

I miss the old days of TGWTG when it was basically Doge, Spoony, and Suede. Before Suede turned out to be insane (mormon).

[Charlar]

No. They're all freaks. Luke Mochrie was thought to be the normal one, but then he started putting on lipstick and calling himself Kinley.

I don't remember Nash (The guy with long hair in Linkara movie, the one that was less bsd than the rest and looked lost) as being a freak but whiny when i watched his show but who i knew was a freak was his regular co-host/sidekick Tara.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He may not be a freak, but he almost married one.

[Beelzquill]

The ironic thing about elisa, is she, an asexual apparrently, got married and has a kid. a filthy boy at that i believe