Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What are the odds of her "internet flickering" not affecting her twitter activity and Spoony video consumption?

[veris leta facies]

Being tired makes her hungry. And eating makes her tired. It's a vicious cycle.

That's her secret, she's always hungry.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The Incredible Sulk.

[Kugelfisch]

What are the odds of her "internet flickering" not affecting her twitter activity and Spoony video consumption?

I bet she even has the Spoony videos on multiple hard drives that not even Russian fans have anymore.

[wulfenlord]

YES!

Finally there is a reason to cream our pants and cancel our Spoony Patreon in lieu of a more prolific kahntent creatress, @vegetasgirl84 :3

Nah, it's 7 paragraphs of a retarded love-letter to John Cena for noticing her. And lo and behold, we have written confirmation for not only Beetus, but also fatty liver disease.

But heres hoping for a real learnéd entry on mental health as the blog is about to kick off

[mad bum]

>An Open Letter to John Cena

[wulfenlord]

Also, yeah Rachel, that's totally what happened. It's not like you would come up with another lie after ThE wIfi iS cRaPpInG oUt oN mE.

It's not like you wrote this latest infatuation manifesto in 5 minutes just to have something published to spite le haterz :3

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I guess next time her Chromebook will spontaneously combust.
And bitch this is just text. Literally one of the easiest shit to edit and copy-paste onto some blog.

Nah, it's 7 paragraphs of a retarded love-letter to John Cena for noticing her. And lo and behold, we have written confirmation for not only Beetus, but also fatty liver disease.

Archived it just to be sure this inspirational blog post stays on the internet for all eternity.

>He noticed me

This is like the same kind of imprinting she pulls whenever her suicide baiting does trigger a response from @TheSpoonyOne.

"Agasp!", she thinks, "This very important person is reacting to me even though he didn't have to! This must truly be love!"

(Also wtf is up with "my best friend/brother"? It comes of weird af if you refer to your relatives - adopted or not - as also being BFFs.)

[mad bum]

]Archived it just to be sure this inspirational blog post stays on the internet for all eternity.

[wulfenlord]

Also wtf is up with "my best friend/brother"? It comes of weird af if you refer to your relatives - adopted or not - as also being BFFs.

You are forgiven for having failed your check in Ancient Hog-lore, @RdeTriomphe is her brother from another mother, i.e. not related at all - he is the sissy faggot smelling perfume on Jewtube for a living, and too afraid to hurt Rachels feelings by telling her to fuck off