Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Newhalf]

Maybe Rachel could have been a freakshow attraction back in the day.
"Behold, the mighty ogre!"
Perhaps that could be her wrestling persona name, like "The Undertaker" and such.

[McGinnis]

'Back in the day'? She could be one now

[Kugelfisch]

The Hungry Hog!
Signature move: Random Self-Bodyslam

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Or The Love Cactus.

[Uguuboi]

Why can't you guys just close your eyes and enjoy the ride?

Closing your eyes does nothing against the stench, the piss-drenched mattress squishing and clinging to your skin while a 150kg thing rhythmically crushes your pelvis and shouts "Uuuuugh, NOAH!!!" over the Livewire audio.

Don't complain over me painting that picture! You asked for this.

Why are we fucking her at her place? Rent a wheelchair, rent a home depot van, and hire someone to give her a sponge bath. Bonus points, you can fuck her in the ass and then you can both yell out for Spoony!

I'm not sure she can wipe anymore.

[AirWard]

Oh, dude, you can fuck her through a glory hole. Problem solved. You just have a fan creating negative pressure in the room she's in and the draft will flow through the hole in the wall and you won't have to smell anything. Let the glory hole caretakers wash her down with a hose.

[Moe Bitches]

Take your horny nonsense elsewhere.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Oh, dude, you can fuck her through a glory hole. Problem solved. You just have a fan creating negative pressure in the room she's in and the draft will flow through the hole in the wall and you won't have to smell anything. Let the glory hole caretakers wash her down with a hose.

If that's what can be on the other side of a glory hole, I think I'd rather stick with the classics.

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[AirWard]

Oh, dude, you can fuck her through a glory hole. Problem solved. You just have a fan creating negative pressure in the room she's in and the draft will flow through the hole in the wall and you won't have to smell anything. Let the glory hole caretakers wash her down with a hose.

If that's what can be on the other side of a glory hole, I think I'd rather stick with the classics.

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Give it some thought. You can say Warthog got your dick wet. You have those bragging rights. You can come back on here, we'll all congratulate you, give you virtual high fives, pat you on the back, maybe grab your ass a little- sure there might be some people here who are jealous and might try to bring you down a peg, but that's a small price to pay for that satisfaction that you've done something most people have never done before and never will.

[McGinnis]

Give it some thought. You can say Warthog got your dick wet. You have those bragging rights. You can come back on here, we'll all congratulate you, give you virtual high fives, pat you on the back, maybe grab your ass a little- sure there might be some people here who are jealous and might try to bring you down a peg, but that's a small price to pay for that satisfaction that you've done something most people have never done before and never will.

Take your horny nonsense elsewhere.