Dead Horse Interchange

InfoAnon wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 29, 2021 8:09 pm

the icicles

The icicles shit was marvelous.

Shocking how he threw it all away. He could be living a quality middle class life with minimal effort, and he could have used that as a launch-pad to anything he wanted.

Don't. Tell him. How to live.

InfoAnon wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 29, 2021 8:09 pm

I want to imagine him really getting into it. This is his one chance to explain how badly the world has done him wrong and have someone other than the warthog or a group of self-mutilating trannies read it. He'd pour everything into there: The Red Beast, the Mashable, JewWario, the dremel, the icicles, the whole thing.

I like to imagine that his sadposts on twitter were rehearsals of sorts for this letter. That might be why he put so much effort into coming up with (or remembering) "My mind SCREAMS!"

Unlike his twatter sadposts it probably would have fallen on deaf ears with the bank. The bank probably gets hundreds of letters every day telling some sob story about how they couldn't make their payments because daddy beat them when they were a kid and they turned to alcohol to deal with the pain and that's why they can't keep a job and blah blah blah. So when Spoony wrote them about The Red Dragon and JewWario and Betrayal and the dremel and all that shit, the bank manager probably just thought 'uh-huh' and filed it away somewhere

I'd say this is mostly a form of humiliation. Can't see them having a professional critic analyzing the text.

Spoony is such old news that even reading those livestream synopsis archives feels almost nostalgic. How can anyone even remember "peak Spoony" still?

Guest wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 30, 2021 4:49 am

Shocking how he threw it all away. He could be living a quality middle class life with minimal effort,

No he couldn't. By the time he got to $5000/month, he was already falling apart.

Guest wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 30, 2021 5:27 am

So when Spoony wrote them about The Red Dragon and JewWario and Betrayal and the dremel and all that shit, the bank manager probably just thought

"yep, this one's going in my cringe compilation"

Seems we've reached the end of the Spoony One saga, like a Stephen King novel sort of just petered out at the end, The Rachel subplot was a little longwinded but all in a great saga. 8/10

At least the Rachel subplot will be completely dropped in the movie adaptation to keep it under 150 minutes.