Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He's probably too busy packing his bags, I'm sure the police came knocking at his door yesterday telling him he has 30 days to get the fuck out.

>implying he opened the door

[casual pleb]

My dad still has his all his hair at 70, but his brother has been Picard bald since his early 30s. They look pretty much the same otherwise. I think even if you've got the bald gene, it's still a coin flip

Well, yeah, there are various factors which determine if one gene or the other becomes active in a person, just because you have it doesn't mean it will influence anything, it's like a piece of code in your system, which may never gat called.

[Guest]

Valuable info for the hairlets on here. Glad I never had to deal with that. I might die from liver failure but I will do so with a luscious mane.

I'll drink to that.

[RedLine]

Him losing his hair isn't all that funny by itself.

Going that bald in your 20s is kind of funny.

[Kugelfisch]

I've actually seen worse. The son of a business owner near our store lost just about all his hair over the course of two years. The full on Picard hair loss.
I eventually talked about it with an employee and just said it must suck to lose all that hair in his early thirties, because I thought we were the same age.
Turns out he's 10 years younger than me. So at that point he was 22. I was shocked. Dude didn't look his age at all and the baldness sure as hell didn't help.

[Dingus Bajingus]

I might die from liver failure but I will do so with a luscious mane.

Is a past-tense version of that going to be on your tombstone?

[Kugelfisch]

I might die from liver failure but I will do so with a luscious mane.

Is a past-tense version of that going to be on your tombstone?

Not a bad idea! I'll mock hairlets from beyond the grave.

[Guest]

Spoony wants this Twin XL mattress to make wild, hot, unprotected sex with Marzgurl for weeks. Soon on OnlyFans.

[Nobue]

He better not let Armzgurl give him a handy. She'll accidentally tear it off with her chimp strength.

[Kugelfisch]

She'd have to stand in the next room over anyway.