Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[AdorableOtter]

I suspect Booger semi-unconsciously wants to start a family and that's why he is going after the easiest/cheapest (I know single mothers aren't cheap in the long run but doesn't matter cause he dies soon) girl "friend" / possible wife materials. Otherwise he would just hire hookers. Going after the easiest target does make sense from a evolutionary standpoint.

Also,she may not have a chin

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but at least has some shooping skillz.

[Kugelfisch]

I don't think the guy is fertile even for artificial insemination. Test that dramatically low should make that an impossibility.

[Poonoo]

I don't think the guy is fertile even for artificial insemination. Test that dramatically low should make that an impossibility.

Plus if by some miracle he has a kid it's pure narcissism on him part. The fucker is in his mid 40s and he will be lucky to make 50, let alone 60 so if he has a kid now he won't see them grow into adulthood which will fuck the kid up. Just like him when his dad was never home working the mines, and even in those early years the fucker will still be in his scooter so good luck even keeping up with the kid running around like crazy. Most regular men in their 40s struggle with that if they leave it too late, let alone a guy like him.

But he doesn't care about that and won't even think about it, if he does want a kid it will be solely so he can post baby pics for retweets and likes on social media.

[Angelfire Memes]

Boogie said he doesn't want kids not long ago. His reason is that he doesn't want to molest them like his mother did to him.

[Some Sick Fuck]

The fucker is in his mid 40s and he will be lucky to make 50, let alone 60 so if he has a kid now he won't see them grow into adulthood which will fuck the kid up.

The kid would end up wiping Booger's ass shortly after it has learned to wipe their own ass.

[Poonoo]

Boogie said he doesn't want kids not long ago. His reason is that he doesn't want to molest them like his mother did to him.

Fuck forgot about that

[AdorableOtter]

Boogie said he doesn't want kids not long ago. His reason is that he doesn't want to molest them like his mother did to him.

I never believe anything Booger the pathological lying psychofuck says unless vasectomy.

[Guest]

I'll hold off from expecting this guy to start a family.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Any offspring would just be something that takes away love and attention from him.

[Guest]

Boogie would just eat the baby as soon as it was born and then when the doctors get angry at him he would just cry and blame it on his mother