Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

[Kugelfisch]

Baldshaming is just too risky for any male. Before you know a year later you will be balding urself

It's not something that just happens to you. If neither your father nor your grandfather had any baldness you won't have that problem either. I fully encourage baldshaming. Just like shaming guys about skinny legs and wrists, tiny hands or a lack of beard growth it only ever affects the thin-skinned ones. You always hit the right people with it.

[Guest]

I thought baldness traveled through the mothers side?

[Guest]

Baldshaming is just too risky for any male. Before you know a year later you will be balding urself

It's not something that just happens to you. If neither your father nor your grandfather had any baldness you won't have that problem either. I fully encourage baldshaming. Just like shaming guys about skinny legs and wrists, tiny hands or a lack of beard growth it only ever affects the thin-skinned ones. You always hit the right people with it.

Bald cunt here, bald-shame to your hearts content, you're right, only the true pussy ass faggots will care.

[Charlar]

Baldshaming is just too risky for any male. Before you know a year later you will be balding urself

It's not something that just happens to you. If neither your Father nor your grandfather had any baldness you won't have that problem either. I fully encourage baldshaming. Just like shaming guys about skinny legs and wrists, tiny hands or a lack of beard growth it only ever affects the thin-skinned ones. You always hit the right people with it.

Fuck i'm going to bald then

[Guest]

Can someone bald booth Film Brain and post it on his twitter ? I would but I don't fuck with twitter.

I used to have a freind who had the hair or rather the lack of hair film brain had. We bitched at him to get a hair cut hoping maybe the hairdresser could convince him just to fuvking shave it off but nope. Fucker comes back with a trimed comb over. One year later we all end up getting drunk and him drunk as fuck says "shave my head , I look like George fucking Castanza " so we did . Fully expecting him to wake up in the morning furious with us, but nope fucking guy loved it . 2 months later he's getting laid for the first time in years. Film brain if your reading this shave it bro.

[MegaNigger]

Film Bald and his hair can be fixed.

The voice and general beta mannerisms... that's going to take some work

[Charlar]

Film Bald and his hair can be fixed.

The voice and general beta mannerisms... that's going to take some work

He's too much modern white brish male to be saved

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I bet his voice works great for ASMR.

[Carn]

Bald cunt.

[Kugelfisch]

2 months later he's getting laid for the first time in years. Film brain if your reading this shave it bro.

Film Bald is scared shitless of women. He might just keep the few feathers on his head as a pussy deflector. Almost as strong as a Sonichu medal.