DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Guest]

Serious adult Phil Burnell and his genius maid apparently didn't have the bright idea to get all this health insurance/auto insurance/drivers license stuff sorted out before she moved. He makes it sound like it's a week long process to get a fucking driver's license renewed.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Any normal everyday task for most people is an insurmountable obstacle for Phil.

[rabidtictac]

Serious adult Phil Burnell and his genius maid apparently didn't have the bright idea to get all this health insurance/auto insurance/drivers license stuff sorted out before she moved. He makes it sound like it's a week long process to get a fucking driver's license renewed.

I knew his story would change once she got her ass inside that house. "It'll take forever to get her driving situation sorted and she needs a car for work!" Yep. His story before she arrived was "she'll be working and cooking and cleaning right away!"

I knew she wouldn't be chomping at the bit to go work a normal job. Why would she? She throws some shit in the crock pot and dusts a shelf once a week-> goes back to playing Overwatch and living rent-free in a goutmansion. Perfect scam. And DSP is over the moon because he has a new vagina to shove in Leanna's face and validate his ego with.

This girl is either an idiot or a genius for agreeing to come be DSP's maid, and it's looking more and more like she's the clever one in this relationship. I hope she sucks his wallet dry.

[Guest]

Was underwear time part of the contract?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She might be nice enough to let him fondle her laundry.

The best part about the GTA thing is his excuse. Apparently he doesn’t care about the videos being demonetised, but he knows he has a bunch of fans in third world countries who don’t have the bandwidth for Twitch, so they need to be able to view them on YouTube. Makes perfect sense.

Why would he care about third worlders? They don't have enough money.

[Kugelfisch]

A click is a click and money doesn't stink.

Getting used to driving in the area is one of the best excuses I've heard all week. I bet the roads in Washington are super different from other roads.

[rabidtictac]

They don't even live in Seattle. They live on the outskirts. I doubt they have all that much traffic near them. DSP won't even drive on fucking highways.

Before she moved there, DSP made it sound like she was getting a transfer. Obviously she didn't, because no workplace would be cool with you taking time to learn the roads for weeks before showing up to work.

So either she did some kind of freelance shit or she quit her job when she moved.

My guess at the moment, since DSP was talking about how she's such a good driver, is she was working for one of those do-it-yourself taxi company things. Uber or something similar. I'm guessing he thought she could just transfer over everything and start up immediately. But now he's getting excuses about how she needs to learn the roads before she can taxi people around.

That's all speculation, but I think it's fair to assume her previous job involved a lot of driving. And he either lied outright by implying she'd be working "right away" when he knew she was quitting her job, or else she gave him the impression she'd be able to start right back up working when she moved. That's my sperge speculation for today. Obviously she's nested in Casa Burnell now and she doesn't have to work a job again until she breaks up with DSP. He cries about his billth, but tbh he still makes shitloads of money. More than enough to take a hit if the choice is between losing some money (paypigs will just give more lel) or losing the pussy (which is how he defines himself as a man.)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Getting used to driving in the area is one of the best excuses I've heard all week. I bet the roads in Washington are super different from other roads.

She wants to find the fastest way away from him.

[Kugelfisch]

What's that about a driver's license even? You don't need some different kind of driver's license for moving states. Hell, even foreign ones work just fine.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think I've heard once that any license works in any state, but a single state can only ever revoke your license for theirs.

Aka she might've lost her license.