Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

So the roommate was actually murdered and is moldering in the basement? Is that why she can't stay there one moment more?

She's annoying, but I bet she gives out free blowjobs like candy on halloween.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I'm telling fuckers, there is no roomate! If she actually had one, she wouldn't be rambling nonsensically online to nobody. They may have been a roomate at some point in the past, but who knows... isn't she supposed to be homeless now? Last she claimed her landlady changed locks.

This is just getting sad at this point... we can't expect a redemption path like with Spanish Sperg either.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

We all know there is only one way this saga will end...

[RedLine]

I'm telling fuckers, there is no roomate! If she actually had one, she wouldn't be rambling nonsensically online to nobody. They may have been a roomate at some point in the past, but who knows... isn't she supposed to be homeless now? Last she claimed her landlady changed locks.

I like the idea that all this "roommate" stuff happened 3 years ago and she's just acting like it is recent because she is crazy.

[Guest]

What if -- hear me out -- she is the roommate, she murdered Rachel Baker several months ago after hearing about her boyfriend Spoony for the millionth fucking time and is skinwalking her online while she cashes her welfare checks?

[Deckard]

What if -- hear me out -- she is the roommate, she murdered Rachel Baker several months ago after hearing about her boyfriend Spoony for the millionth fucking time and is skinwalking her online while she cashes her welfare checks?

That theory is infinitely more interesting than anything Spoony has ever done, which means it has no place in this thread.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Maybe it's just some endless cycle of drama she goes through every couple months. Deranged people are into this kind of repetition.

[Ovafaze]

The wart is the roommate, it changes personalities every so often in her mind and takes the form of different people.

[Some Sick Fuck]

The wart is the roommate

After seeing so much from the Piss Ogre, I would honestly give it a try and rather listened to what the wart has to say. It can't be as insane as her.

[Dingus Bajingus]

>(I even told her about @TheSpoonyOne a couple of times)
>even
You fucking what now?! Like that's some kind of heavily-guarded secret that you only whisper in the dark among the most holy of holies, and not something you scream from social media's digital rooftops on the daily? How the fuck does that work, please?