Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Feb 20, 2019 8:03 pm

I had the patience of a saint. Haven't watched the guy in years and dropped out during the "King of Worms" (aka "Bad Poetry") story arc.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Rushy » Wed Feb 20, 2019 9:21 pm

aww, you missed that time he and his Leslie Jones-lite wife randomly became Ghostbusters
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Grandma Bill Cosby's Googly Eye » Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:26 pm

I wonder if #SecretProject has a set schedule?
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by pibbs » Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:05 pm

Rushy wrote:
Wed Feb 20, 2019 9:21 pm
aww, you missed that time he and his Leslie Jones-lite wife randomly became Ghostbusters
Lite? There ain't nothing lite/light about that mountain gorilla
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Dingus Bajingus » Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:22 pm

Jesus Christ, some of you lasted even longer than I did. I don't feel so bad now.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by drisko » Thu Feb 21, 2019 7:45 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Feb 20, 2019 8:03 pm
I had the patience of a saint. Haven't watched the guy in years and dropped out during the "King of Worms" (aka "Bad Poetry") story arc.
Yeah, that's about when I dropped out too. After that one I was like "All that build up for... that. Wow." Though I guess the last thing I watched was technically the movie so you could say that's when I officially dropped out.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Feb 21, 2019 5:38 pm

Turning MissingNo into your self-insert fanfic's version of Cthulhu while being dead serious about it was more or less the final straw for me. I couldn't even be arsed with the movie.
Rushy wrote:
Wed Feb 20, 2019 9:21 pm
aww, you missed that time he and his Leslie Jones-lite wife randomly became Ghostbusters
Aww, chucks. Next thing you're telling me I also missed the tragic and thought-provoking origin story of the Ninja-style Dancer.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Rushy » Thu Feb 21, 2019 6:23 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Feb 21, 2019 5:38 pm
Aww, chucks. Next thing you're telling me I also missed the tragic and thought-provoking origin story of the Ninja-style Dancer.
He has teased it.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Dingus Bajingus » Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:49 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Feb 21, 2019 5:38 pm
Turning MissingNo into your self-insert fanfic's version of Cthulhu while being dead serious about it was more or less the final straw for me. I couldn't even be arsed with the movie.
Rushy wrote:
Wed Feb 20, 2019 9:21 pm
aww, you missed that time he and his Leslie Jones-lite wife randomly became Ghostbusters
Aww, chucks. Next thing you're telling me I also missed the tragic and thought-provoking origin story of the Ninja-style Dancer.
Bolded part is what ruined the whole thing for me. I always got annoyed toward the end of his "arcs" when it started taking up so much runtime, but I always kinda told myself that it was at least somewhat self-aware in it silliness. Like... casting a spell that turns toys into what they were designed after? Fine. One-man operation working out of an apartment. I can accept that... but you have to know that that's dumb, and you have to have fun with it. I think he had a few moments he intended as introspective, asking his fucking robots "Why are our lives like this? I'm supposed to just be a comic reviewer; why am I fighting to save the universe?" or some grandiose tidal wave of bullshit like that. If he ever played scenes like that for comedy, taking the piss out of the inherent ridiculousness of it, that might have worked better. Might have even been charming in a "doing what I can with what I got" kind of way. But no. Never. It was always wall-to-wall melodrama, treating the whole thing as deadly serious.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Feb 21, 2019 10:35 pm

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lol this idiot buys the DVDs and rips them instead of pirating

also lol: this idiot rips an entire DVD to make a reference clip instead of recording the 30s he wants in VLC
Sure, why not? He can write it off as a business expense. You'd be dumb not to do that.
Bitching on twatter for ordering the wrong version is also dumb, though. It's an amazon order so just send it back, you dense faggot.
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