Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[rabidtictac]

I think this means she paid for it instead of food but it's sitting in customs waiting for her to pay duty fees.

What a retarded hog. So she buys a $100 necklace knowing she lives in Leafland, and doesn't save $5 to pay the customs fees? Why the fuck she didn't just buy a $90 necklace, pay the $5 custom fee and spend the remaining $5 on a bag of dry beans?

[Newhalf]

Most of the money probably goes to the adult diapers and such.
But she don't tweet about that. Yet.

[Guest]

Things about to get violent, the hog has the cravings! Run!

Days without mentioning Spoony: 0

And what the hell are "violent nightmares" anyway?

[Newhalf]

Ah, a "recovering" alcoholic.. I wouldn't have accepted anything less.
How to deal with cravings for alcohol, indeed.. maybe someone should tell her about this ancient technique called Force of Will or something. Since no one will reply at all I can only assume she's already hitting the bottle hard.
If she even rambled about her unrequited love for Spoonidiot, I wonder if the roommate friend just staged the whole thing to get far, far away.

[Guest]

I'm sure the roommate is her friend the same way Spoony is her friend. Twitter is Rachel putting her best foot forward. Imagine the day to day reality of living with her. Even another tard could do better.

[veris leta facies]

What helps with alcohol cravings? Try vodka. It helps. "Muh roommate so close friend I can even talk about Spoony with her/him/it" What the fugg :DDD Is this "roommate" now at the moment in this room with you, Rachel?

And I just got my fifth Mulan sword necklace, for which customs payments I had money on, and got my fridge full of all kinds of delicacies. Mm-mm-m.

[rabidtictac]

Of course. An alcoholic. A river of great decisions runs through her life. I would consider it a mark of shame to discuss Spoony with any real-life person.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What exactly was the violent nature of this dream? Did you catch your roommate having sex with Spoony?

>telling her about your obsession couple of times

Aka "all the time until she realized I had a problem".
And what's so special about telling this to your closest nakama? You're a shouting this on the internet 24/7.

[veris leta facies]

What there is to talk about Spoony with somebody who knows nothing about the Spoony lore? "You know, there's this one internet funnyman who used to make some comedy videos on youtube a decade ago. He had a crowdfunding campaign and then he stopped making videos and bought a house. Now he's driven into financial problems, his girlfriend left him and his house is about to be foreclosed" etc. Jesus, how fucking retarded that would be.

But I guess warthog here is imagining she's in some kind of relationship with Spoony and she's talking about that with her imaginary roommate. Pretty fucked up when you think about it.

[Newhalf]

They met once, didn't they? You can bet she's telling about THAT in very minute detail, plus whatever her fantasies at the time were.

Warning: Rachel's Fantasy: