Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Sadly, the mangaka of The Spoony Experiment has been really slacking for a good while, so the anime adaptation has to crank out one filler arc after the other.

[Vaporwear]

I come to this thread for Spoony news, not warthog news.

There is no Spoony news. The Experiment is dead, Antwhiler livestreams once every couple of months at best, and while he’s due to finally get kicked out of his house, we’re not sure when and Antwhiler’s drawing that out for as long as possible.

[MegaNigger]

I come to this thread for Spoony news, not warthog news.

The news has been the same for all of Spoony's life Guest. The appeal of Spoony is seeing just how long his decline can last. It's a slow burn in an endless void that can only be observed indirectly through his orbiters, like a black hole. Just as light cannot escape the gravity well of a collapsed star, all productivity and happiness is swallowed up by the narc asshole that is Spoony. Just as you need objects near it to measure, Spoony's various trannies provide a crucial measurement of his current state as a whole.

[veris leta facies]

I come to this thread for Spoony news, not warthog news.

[Newhalf]

Warthog wants to be as big a part of Spoony's life as the wart is of her life. Therefore it's difficult to ignore her completely when talking about anything Spoony related.

[Angelfire Memes]

Notice she says she's going to move out with her roommate in a show of solidarity but she doesn't actually do it. Instead she just whines impotently on Twitter. I suppose she learned that from the best.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That's just her regular behavior. She whines about her landlord. Cries about her lack of food. Fantasizes about her career as a pro-wrestler. And of course worries about our Lord and Savior St. Noah.

What does all of this have in common? Nothing ever moves forward.

[Vaporwear]

That's just her regular behavior. She whines about her landlord. Cries about her lack of food. Fantasizes about her career as a pro-wrestler. And of course worries about our Lord and Savior St. Noah.

What does all of this have in common? Nothing ever moves forward.

Yes and before her landlord she used to whine about how her mom and other family members abused and mistreated her, which actually means that they did their best to wrangle that ugly fat warthorg tard and keep her from making terrible mistakes but being a narcissistic retard she refused to listen.

Basically whenever something doesn’t go her away it’s the fault of some actual adult who has to deal with the problems she and her retarded “friends” cause. In her mind she’s a patron saint when really she’s a colossal pain in everyone’s ass that normal people have to constantly save from herself and in return that ingrate shit talks about them on the internet and probably to any IRL person who’ll listen.

And it’s not like anyone’s actually paying attention to her tweets anyway. It’s just us, people who regularly mock that fat retarded bitch. She’s screaming into the digital ether and she doesn’t so much as get a single simp to tweet “take your time mistress you got me through my dark tymes”. It’s pathetic, I don’t even think she realizes how pathetic it is, she’s just that retarded. And ugly, she’s too ugly and fat to properly e-beg, so pathetic.

Also quite frankly she’s fat enough that she could stand not to eat every day. Just drink water and eat like, one apple, then when she gets her Canadiian welfare check(?), she can spend a little bit of it on food and the rest on cringey Etsy jewelry. She’s retarded, she shouldn’t even be handling money anyway, but I guess her mom got too old to deal with warthog anymore.

[rabidtictac]

You'd think if it really was illegal ongoings, she would get the authoritahs involved instead of impotently raging on Twatter.

The property owner called the cops. Well, the cops wouldn't have done anything if her roommate hadn't been in violation of the law, would they have? Checkmate warthog.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You see, the cops are on the side of the bad guys. She might live in Canada, but Trump's dark terror regime of hate casts a looong shadow.