"No, Cuckson, I will NOT accept the gifted copy of Tekken 7. I just want you to know that I'm doing it intentionally."
Notice that he doesn't even bother with the usual end of the month empty promise anymore.
He's never going to redeem that shit. He'll shitpost all day about Tekken memes, but won't play the game he got for free. I've never seen someone so dedicated to avoiding a fan without outright banning them.
Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:54 am
by MegaNigger
It's pretty fucking great. You just know Cuckson is rationalizing the SHIT out of the fact that his Tekken 7 gift isn't out of purgatory yet.
(constantly hitting refresh every minute)
"Boss cares... I'll show them... Boss loves everyone... Boss is gud...Boss is Life....He WILL click it.... HE WILL...."
(keeps refreshing, breathing getting heavier, tears welling up, ferociously jerking off with other hand)
At what point will he snap and an hero or go on a shooting spree? Probably never I guess because he never fails to disappoint.
You cant go on a shooting spree if you dont leave the house, in the most likely case i could see him killing oreo and then himself after a last trump post on twitter, April would be busy "working " a few extra hours (getting fucked in the closest s&m club by a big old man)