Dead Horse Interchange

I always forget Boogie lives with a fat cuckslave. So Dez leaving didn't really affect him.

rabidtictac wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 23, 2018 9:05 am

I always forget Boogie lives with a fat cuckslave. So Dez leaving didn't really affect him.

That sounds gay as fuck. Are there pictures of his slave?

Bogger is himself a slave and a cuck to the creators of Mountain Dew.

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:53 pm

rabidtictac wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 23, 2018 9:05 am

I always forget Boogie lives with a fat cuckslave. So Dez leaving didn't really affect him.

That sounds gay as fuck. Are there pictures of his slave?

I don't believe so.

His roommate is supposedly very reclusive and has never been in a video.

Slave is supposedly almost as fat as Booger, and must be dumber than his wife when even she has fucked off and he's still staying. Or he's the most desperate man on the planet.

Very little is known about that thing, but I doubt he has a job. But if I had to choose between being homeless and wiping Booger's ass, I would rather freeze to death with pleasure.

He likely figured it's an easy way to make money. Fat guys aren't easily employable.

I highly doubt Boogie is letting him crashing (or crushing) his sofa for free and he sure as shit isn't paying him for being his caretaker. I'm sure Boogie sees him just as a good friend and repays him in a daily dose of psychological terror, because he cares so much, just like the best friends do.

rabidtictac wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:08 am

His dog wasn't leashed?

You're forgetting Boogie's mass is so large he has his own gravitational pull. That dog wasn't going anywhere.

There's also the possibility that Sammy gets a bit too close to a bigger, more unfriendly dog.

Some Sick Fuck wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:44 am

What do you expect from someone so utterly irresponsible like Booger? He would probably say something like: "Sammy the retard chokes on leash, so I won't allow it, he could kill himself!" He wouldn't admit that he is too lazy to use the leash.

You can get some harnesses for your leash. No choking danger, and I'd say it's especially useful for small dogs like Boogie's because they tend to have an easier time wriggling themselves out of a collar.

Well, who is going to give Sammy the harness? What if the slave isn't around? You expect Boogie to do that?