Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[Kugelfisch]

Sure, you can juke him and he'd fall, likely almost dying from the fall alone. He's so slow to even stand up, let alone walk, he is no danger to anybody. Just don't let him fall on you.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

He's a danger if you don't want to move because you're trying to block him from reaching his food.

He's no danger if evading him is an option.

[Some Sick Fuck]

His wife is an enabler, plain and simple. Despite being much younger than him (she's like 10 years younger, but in reality given the status of his body she could outlive him twice), she chose to nurse him as her baby. She's never going to have kids, her hubby is her life. He can be abusive, but she chose to live with him on her own, it's not like with families where there is an abusive lardass and other morons in the family just don't know how to stand up to them, this was her reaching out to him. So she's clearly messed up in the head just as he is.

Which is another one of his poor excuses - you see, despite living like a king for past 5 or so years, he can't do any better because of muh anxiety and PTSD! Where Spoony has 99 imaginary illnesses, Booger is very efficient and makes due with only 2. Anxiety will apparently fuck your shit up so much that you'll start tweeting strangely contradictory statements like "Past few years have been the best in my life, i'm living a dream" and later follow that with "My mental health is at the absolute low it's ever been in past 10 years, baaaw" - I suppose it doesn't matter whenever what he writes makes sense, as long as people pay attention to him, poor baby.

Also, seeing that retarded dog every time is starting to trigger me. I like dogs, but that thing is just hideously deformed, just like his master.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Yeah, I hate the dog's face too, that's why I picked it.

It's pretty sad you can see the dog got fatter over the years as well.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I was always dissapointed how the artist that did his current avatar missed his personality, so I've decided to finally make my own version.

Behold!

http://i.imgur.com/Xy6ToFk.png

[Rapeculture]

That is a fucking quality image, young man.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Lootcrate is too small.

Should add "Pokemon cards" in there too. I swear he has opened tens of thousands of dollars worth of pokemon cards on stream in the past year or so.

[RedundantSquash]

So she's clearly messed up in the head just as he is.

And now physically too it seems. From this:

To this:


Boogers ability to bring those around him down with him is probably his only real talent.

As an added bonus when I was searching for those images I actually found one that makes him appear more grotesque then I originally thought him to be. I have heard that love is blind but this is ridiculous!

[rabidtictac]

Yeah, I hate the dog's face too, that's why I picked it.

It's pretty sad you can see the dog got fatter over the years as well.

That always pisses me off too. Fattening up a dog is like fattening up your kids. It's abuse.

[Rushy]

Have you guys read Boogie's Patreon pledges?