Pat the NES Cunt

[Complicity]

Yeah, wearing a toupee is the funniest thing he's done in the last ten years. I didn't even know they still make those.

I bet he justifies it by saying it's "for the character".

[Kugelfisch]

I bet he justifies it by saying it's "for the character".

Ah, sure. Like that tribal tattoo that fits the character very well.

[Guest]

Man, pat has been on a roll with all the stupid shut he said the last 4 months

[Guest]

Nice non-elaborated post, faggot.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Yeah, wearing a toupee is the funniest thing he's done in the last ten years. I didn't even know they still make those.

I'm more inclined to believe he's using something like this:

[Kugelfisch]

Oh, I know that infomercial.

[BobbyBoucher]

Updates for episodes 241 to 246.

On the Amico front, Pat accuses Tommy of investor fraud over the Photoshopped images, thus implicating himself over the guidebook CG images and piracy.

They've also been using Anchor's voice mail feature to pad the podcast since there's really not enough to talk about to fill 90 minutes.


But first, the Capitol "insurrection":

• "Worst day since 9/11," says Pat.
• Pat says the woman shot "went down a dark path in last couple of years".
• "This isn't going to be an easy healing process." says Pat.
• Pat references Duke Lacrosse rape case documentary in that these people "have been told some fantastic lies."
  • (Strange Pat would take the side of rich white people over the media.)
• "A huge portion of the population have been told some fantastic lies about what's been happening over the past few years."
• Pat wants to hold some Senators accountable.
• Ian says he expected something like this to happen when Trump got elected.
  • "Genuine 100% racist idiot in the office."
• Ian "hopes Ted Cruz is politically ruined."
  • Pat calls him a slimeball because he didn't oppose Trump after Trump called his wife ugly and accused his father of being in on the JFK assassination.
  • Say all the senators know the stolen election stuff is bullshit and are culpable for this.
• Ian gets mad that Mike Pence wouldn't invoke the 25th Amendment.
• They wonder why the national guard took so long to deploy.
• Pat thinks the rioters actually would've killed someone.
• Pat disgusted by confederate flag in Capitol (also retweeted conspiracy theorist Seth Abramson). Says it never happened before.
• Ian doesn't want to hear anything about disrespecting the flag or police ever again.
• Pat calls the capitol police courageous.
  • Pat finally brings up summer rioting, says he's not for rioting anywhere.
    • Claims to opppose all violence.
    • (Ian funded the violence by donating money to Riot Ribs. Tweet.)
  • Ian says there's no equivalence between rioting over a "fair election" and people rioting over cops shooting people in the streets.
    • ("A riot is the language of the unheard.")
• Pat's dad apparently wouldn't talk to him about the "insurrection."
  • Pat's dad voted trump for court appointments and stocks.

Tweets:

• Ian retweets: "This is actually monstrous and a sign of a culture so poisoned by harmful bootstraps narratives that even children living in poverty due to a catastrophe have to jump through performative hoops to convince people they’re worthy of being provided with basic necessities."
• Ian retweets BernieLomaxCEO on "sedition".
• Ian retweets some Qboomer saying Police are supposed to shoot black people.
  • "If you don't understand that this is the prevailing sentiment among red hats in this country—and that cops share it—I don't know what to fucking tell you."
• Ian retweets this: Failing the Fascist Coup and having to restart at Red Pilling awkward guys like they just died in a Fourth Reich Roguelike run they started in 2013.

Tommy cold boots an Amico, Pat & Ian lose their cool:

• Pat says photoshoping Amico controllers over PS4 controllers could potentially be fradulant to investors.
  • (Pat fradulantly had Yoshi Vu computer generate SNES cartridges.)
  • (Pirated games and played them on an emulator instead of collecting them for his book/app about collecting games.)
• Tommy says it's 98% complete and had it up and running for over a year.
  • Pat calls bullshit and says he would've showed Pat and Ian that. (Tommy offered to show it in person. Metal Jesus saw it working.)
  • Pat says cold boot is important because it shows all the development of the board is done, not just that but the firmware.
  • "You have all the firmware attached to your board."
  • (Pat doesn't know what firmware is.)
• Takes 60 seconds to boot up, Pat says no console in this day and age should take that long.
  • Pat has a "hardware guy" simp who says slow loading means it might be on an SD card.
  • From this, Pat concludes the board isn't ready.
  • (There are lots of reasons for slow booting. They could be using SD cards to manage different OS builds.)
  • Hardware simp claims it's 6-9 months late without any inside knowledge.
• "We never said this was never going to come out." (Pat repeated hearsay this was an investment scam.)
• "Tommy's defenders are going to come at us."
  • "These are things they were never bring up or question Tommy about."
  • "Do you think it's ethical for Tommy to use photoshop to raise money. Do you think that's right to do that?"
  • (Do you think it's ethical to pirate video games and write a book about them?)
• "have fun in your little nostalgia cult" says Pat.
• (Despite what pat thinks, the electronics industry is a mess. GPUs are in short supply. The auto industry is on hiatus due to a lack of chips.)

other shit:

• Pat spent Christmas eve or day with Frank, thus endangering his life, yet again.
• Pat's admitted he's out a lot of money this year due to the contrivirus.
• cyberpunk 2077
  • TLDR They complain, over multiple episodes, about a game they've never played.
  • "[Since it doesn't run on old consoles, it's a] fradulant investment," says Pat on the investor lawsuit.
  • Pat asks: "It started development in 2013, how does it not function for the Xbox One and PS4?"
    • (The original Xbone and PS4 are the equivalent of a 750 Ti.)
  • Pat says "we don't see this many issues with Rockstar stuff."
  • Pat again says games should avoid trailers/ads for products that aren't out yet. Praises Nintendo. (Diablo Immortal.)
  • "It's like if Avengers Endgame came out with scenes missing, so people are confused."
    • (Bad analogy. Happens all the time in games.)
    • (Every CDPR game has needed patching. They'd know this if they'd played the Witcher games.)
  • "If they don't get this turned around, there are going to books/documentaries on it like Quibi." says Pat.
• manchild updates:
  • Ian and Vonnie are watching new episodes of Pokemon as well as Avatar the Last Airbender.
  • Ian admits to mostly watching cartoons and not wanting to deal with people.
  • They're watching Blood of Zeus, an "adult cartoon."
  • ep 243 q&a, Pat complains about old christmas gifts despite getting two lego castles one year.
• Sonic Prototype ROM
  • Say preservation has kicked up in last two years.
  • Ian says "People holding onto stuff were rightfully cast as the villains."
  • Pat says: "If me and Ian helped shame a few people, maybe someone who claimed to be a game preservationist but sold shit on ebay without dumping stuff, maybe it thinks 'maybe I shouldn't do this'."
    • "Sons of Liberty, get the scalding hot tea."
    • (Pat should use his money to buy prototypes and dump them. It's arrogant to demand other people do it.)
• "Pat is not a gamer" highlights:
  • ep 241, Pat says he's turned off when a game requires a 6-7 hour chunk of time.
    • "Most people have jobs or kids." (Not Pat.)
    • "Gatekeepers say 'you should have the time to do it'."
    • "I don't have time. I'm going to the zoo. I want to make a guidebook and do other things besides devote 30 hours a week to a single game."
  • ep 242 simp asks Pat and Ian what xbox 360 games to collect in terms of investment.
    • Ian says RPGs and shooters. Niche titles horror games, deadly premonition.
    • (Pat doesn't answer because he never played 360 games.)
  • ep 246, simp asks what do you like that isn't retro? PS3/360/Wii forward.
    • Ian has a Nintendo switch he doesn't use much. Likes the Switch. Enjoyed the 360, got him into gaming again.
    • (Pat does not answer this question because he doesn't play modern games.)

[Kugelfisch]

Pat is such a fucking poser.

[mad bum]

I talked to someone online who claims they know pat personally , I tried to invite him to DHI to reveal dirt but I guess he cucked out.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I'm sure this was brought up before, as I don't keep up with this topic, since Pat puts me to sleep, but holy shit, he looks bored and depressed on those thumbnails

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