Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

LMAO she added a Switch 2 + Mario Kart bundle to her new begging site
EDIT: And it's gone

[RedLine]

I'm excited for when she posts in a few months about how professionally successful she is.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

(It'll just be another "Anyone need CC work?" tweet. Or skeet. Or whatever you call it again on BlueSky.)

[pibbs]

This...


Has lead to this...
Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGurl (open for Closed Caption COMMISSIONS) ‪@marzgurl.com‬
I got it for free at an Xbox Showcase for Starfield and they told you to fill out a form with your Xbox Gamertag on it, and that's what I did. Everybody else who went to the same Xbox Showcase got the same thing.

And a multi post string of EVIDENCE - pictures showing the event, the logo, similar jackets etc. Go look it up if you want, I'm not copypasta the whole thing. But then Dumb and Dumber pipe up.

Linkara ‪@linkara.bsky.social‬· 7h
Even if it wasn't - nothing wrong with wearing your own branded merch, IMHO.


‪ERod ‬ ‪@erodbuster.bsky.social‬ · 5h
I've never understood this idiotic stigma against self promotion. A multimillion dollar corporation plasters ads all over a city to pimp their latest movie or show, nobody blinks. You wear a 20 dollar t-shirt with your own logo on it and suddenly you're a greedy asshole.

‪Linkara‬ ‪@linkara.bsky.social‬· 5h
GOD EROD WE'RE ENORMOUS SELLOUTS FOR WEARING A LOGO WHY AREN'T WE REVIEWING THINGS FOR THE AAAARRRRTTTT

‪ERod ‬
‪@erodbuster.bsky.social· 5h
Art?

Hey guys, don't feed the trolls. Why is everything a fucking crusade with these people? And what "stigma against self-promotion?" That's not a thing that in modern day US, you fucking walnuts.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They are thin-skinned bitches who don't want to be seen as the losers that they are.

MarzGurl (open for Closed Caption COMMISSIONS)

I hope she'll update the name on her jacket to this. This shit will never not be cringe.

[pibbs]

Then again, I can totally seeing peeRod wearing his silly hammer logo on a tee to his midnight guard duty shift. Then the old geezers he works with ask him about it, and he tells them it's the logo for his little internet show, and they just laugh and tease him mercillesly

"So. it's just a hammer? Oh! A magic hammer? Whatever you say, princess."

"A ,magic hammer you got at the dollar store? Why not something like Thor? This is just a cheap hammer. You didn't even take off the warning label. Are you prone to hitting yourself in the head? That would explain a lot."

"Blockbuster Buster? Smashing DVDs of bad movies? LOL! Are you a faggot or something?"

"LOL! He said he fights villains and there's story lines! LOL! Yup, he's a fag.

Where do they find these fucking people?

[Le Redditeur]

What's the S stand for? Super-obesity?

[pibbs]

What's the S stand for? Super-obesity?

Supper Man

[ebin namefag]

What's the S stand for? Super-obesity?

It means homo on my planet.

[CuckTurdginson]

Wearing a logo implies you're doing well.

I.e. Gunt in peak delusion