The Angry Video Game Cuck

[Charlar]

He just managed to be more subtle in an attempt to fool us

[Kugelfisch]

Fuck this quitting shit. I have negative interest in someone jerking off about old 1930's monster movies for two hours.

Well, you'll still have Markiplier for your daily dose of fake rage and faggotry.

[mad bum]

Fucking Mark, all I ever hear is how much of a great guy he is, but that still doesn't hide the fact that he over acts on every scary game and has to fill a stereotype with his hair dye. I'm pretty sure Jack is worse though with his Irish bullshit

[Kugelfisch]

Jack is a thousand times worse. More annoying in video and unlike Mark comes off as a total twat at absolutely all times, even when out of character. But that may also just be because he's a potatonigger.

[Ya Amber Heard Me?!]

At first I thought that was Mike posting, but he didn't mention his giant dick, so I figured it probably wasn't him.

What use does a power bottom have for a big dick anyway?

[wildmage]

At first I thought that was Mike posting, but he didn't mention his giant dick, so I figured it probably wasn't him.

What use does a power bottom have for a big dick anyway?

http://efukt.com/21155_This_Guy_Told_Me ... yself.html

[Kugelfisch]

Link above is NSFW, obviously.

[Liar Revealed]

Unlike the other nobodies, James found his eFame accidentally. James talked about how he hated Simon's Quest and his friends said he should record the rant. So he did, and uploaded it to YouTube as a joke. It became a huge hit and James just went with it and made more of what the people wanted.
But James just wanted to make kitschy horror films, not be a video game critic.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

According to Mike, James didn't upload it to youtube, Mike did.

Before youtube, Mike had uploaded it to other places.

Then Mike persuaded James to make more AVGN videos.

Basically, according to Mike, AVGN only exists because of Mike.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Mike was the puppet master all along.

*insert dramatic squirrel clip or whatever here*