Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[rabidtictac]

Shame on you if you even thought of doing loot crates. That's cancer-tier kahntent. Might as well show me what dumb shit you ordered off Amazon this week. Loot crates are just full-video-length paid advertisements anyway.

[Kugelfisch]

If one of your fetishes is asses in yoga pants, haul videos can be a gold mine.

I do like that stuff but I can just watch nice asses in yoga pants by directly searching for that instead of watching some teeny on YT in the hopes of getting a glimpse.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

I've never searched out that stuff on youtube myself, but I have seen a few clips where people gave the source as some random chick on youtube. Then I've checked their previous videos for interesting thumbs.

I find it hard to find stuff that matches my fetish for yoga pants, seems like most of the time it's an actual porn and the yoga pants stuff lasts for a few seconds before they get naked or have some nasty man hands grabbing the booty. That's why I watch more chaturbate than porn these days.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

There's gotta be some JAV stuff for that.

[asdf]

(currently he's acting like a counselor to some crazy family other youtube assholes are already milking)

But he was abuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuused. You just don't understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand.

[Le Redditeur]

The best unboxer of all is, of course, my boy DSP, who managed to do hit some sort of royal flush of unboxing: a) Lightning Returns; b) made it 20 minutes long; c) while a fire alarm was screeching on the background for the entirety of the video; d) finished the unboxing video without opening the box.

If it was anyone else doing it, you could call it a brilliant parody.

[wildmage]

The best unboxer of all is, of course, my boy DSP, who managed to do hit some sort of royal flush of unboxing: a) Lightning Returns; b) made it 20 minutes long; c) while a fire alarm was screeching on the background for the entirety of the video; d) finished the unboxing video without opening the box.

If it was anyone else doing it, you could call it a brilliant parody.

So DSP is kino now? Bloody hell, lads.

Unboxing is one of those things where it shines that 90% of a channel's subs is people pretending to have friends. The guy unboxing the video is talking like the bff you never had so it must be true!
I guess these are the same people who would later want to date pornstars?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If it was anyone else doing it, you could call it a brilliant parody.

I call it art.

[Some Sick Fuck]

But he was abuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuused. You just don't understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand.

However bad the real thing could be, I say it paid off in the end, because he can use that excuse for anything. I'm a fat loser who has no control over his body, but it's not my fault, I've been abused! I keep profiting from drama and promising to do better, but I can't help myself, I've been abused. I only live for food, games and toys, but you wouldn't understand, I've been abused!

[Boogie's Panniculus]

There's gotta be some JAV stuff for that.

One would think.

But I'm not that into asians anymore.

But he was abuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuused. You just don't understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand.

This works as a reason/excuse why he originally became fat.
I get it, your life sucks, the only thing that makes you happy is food, so you're going to abuse it.

But, your life doesn't suck now. You make bank blabbering on camera and "playing" video games. You have a lot of friends. You have a wife. You have a dog.

Saying you can't lose weight because your life used to suck and you were abused by your long dead mother doesn't cut it.
You can't lose weight because you don't want to. You like food more than you like your money, your friends, your wife, your dog, your life.

What really pisses me off about him, and why I stopped watching his shit, is watching him drag his wife down with him, while saying how she keeps him strong and helps with his weight loss.
Really? Then why has she gained weight since they've been together? You can see the change between the random times she's been on camera (pre-wedding pics, wedding pics, okchief420's retropalooza videos, his award video).

I wonder how abusive he gets. If she ever tried to put her foot down, saying "You're not eating more", would he go full Francis on her? Imagine 550lb boogie waddling towards you, yelling at you to give him another bowl of chili. Could you stand your ground?