Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I guess if this ko-fi fails as well at least one of them will spontaneously develop cancer?

[RedLine]

My God, the amount of personal and professional success in those tweets is overwhelming.

>Broken car as a result of bullshit
>No skills to fix your car
>No money to fix your car
>No credit to get a loan
>No regular employment
>No friend or family that can help out so streaming for two days and e-begging it is.

And I guess +1 all the above for the husband's situation too.

[Kugelfisch]

Imagine being unable to get a 2k loan against your car as a security.
What does she even have shit credit from? She sure as shit has nothing tangible to show for it.

[pibbs]

Ok. A few things.

battery, belt, water pump, etc

1. Water pumps go out all the time, but the rest of this (ond she doesn't list everything) is maintenance. They probably never did any. Lazy fucks.

2. If her manlet was more man than let then he could fix everything here for a few hundred dollars in his driveway.

3. The garage was probably trying to rip them off with labor costs. 3k is ridiculous for what she's listed here. The worst of this would be the water pump and that shouldn't be more than $300. Those guys saw these two idiots coming, and frankly I can't blame them. Went to her Twitter and I was right.

4. She could be lying about that 3k, hoping to get more money.

5. No mention how they got the money. Something fishy here.

But at least they have their priorities straight.

>Oh no! I have this badge! Well, I'm forced to go!
>not buying anything else, guise, except bus/train tickets, food, hotel, souvenirs, and any-fucking-thing else I want

Fuck these two: white trash trucker lady and her useless, midget, broke Asian nigger. How dare she ever question the morals of anyone when they are this useless, irresponsible and have no shame to beg for essentials and then run off on vacations and other shit. They are grifters. Remember that money she raised for a defense fund that never happened?

[Old Black Man]

>localizer friends

Can the entire place burst into flames?

I’m with you Pibbs, we live in a world where people are fighting to barely make ends meet and grifters like these two can just reel in cash.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What does she even have shit credit from? She sure as shit has nothing tangible to show for it.

She has been enjoying the glittering jet set lifestyle befitting a CC sensation as hers. She has to reinvest most of her vast income to keep up with the networking.

4. She could be lying about that 3k, hoping to get more money.

Oh, I have no doubt in my mind that she is lying through her teeth.
In fact I'm not even 100% convinced her car actually is in need of repairs.

>localizer friends

Gonna hang out with the cool kids who ruined Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

And WTF is she gonna talk with them about? About how difficult timing those CCs in that one scene in that one animu was?

[CuckTurdginson]

Marzgunt would never lie.

[rabidtictac]

Labor is expensive? No fucking shit! Of course mechanics charge out the ass for labor. If you don't want to pay that, then shop around or do it your-fucking-self! No doubt the mechanics saw Marzgunt and the Manlet coming a mile away and decided it was time to milk them heifers.

I like how she explained to a bunch of internet people (as preamble to a stealth beg) that she has shit credit. Remember this next time Marzgunt is bragging about her life and how she dunks on those dang dirty detractors/vic stans or some other such nonsense. She wants to craft a narrative about her life but it does not conform to reality. A single car breaking down ruins her life, because she has no safety net of any kind... Except begging strangers on the internet for help.

I had a car break down not too long ago and the process of fixing it went fine. Drove it to the shop, they fixed it and then I drove it home. Granted, I fucked up a bit driving it home because I'm a bad driver. But that wasn't related to the repairs. Did I ever ask strangers on the internet for money or help breaking down repair costs? No. Real-life is real-life and internet is internet. If you can't afford a repair bill then you can't afford a car either. Bus ticket would be about marz's speed anyway.

wahhh what do i do if i can't pay, do tow trucks work? Can they tow it somewhere else?

I don't know, stupid cunt. Maybe call some tow truck companies and find out. Considering their business model is towing cars from place to place, I'm going to guess a tenative "yes, they can tow a vehicle for you if you pay them."

Imagine being unable to get a 2k loan against your car as a security.
What does she even have shit credit from? She sure as shit has nothing tangible to show for it.

Probably a combination of student loans and poor spending habits. Typical ebeggar financial decisions.

[Kugelfisch]

Gotta love spending thousands on a degree to then work in a completely unqualified field for pocket change.

[pibbs]

Confirmed for cankles.
Pudgy knees.
Weird long toes extending beyond her lesbian sandals.