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Re: Marzcunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2021 5:30 pm
by Guest
Guest wrote: ↑Fri Jul 30, 2021 4:13 pm
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Thu Jul 29, 2021 11:03 pm
The only dick she wants is Vic's and as with all scolded hat's, she will never forgive him for politely declining.
No one can, or would, decline the Goddess. Small dick Vic begged her for sex and she destroyed the unworthy mortal with a single tweet.
'Tis the story of Artemis and Actaeon, in the 21st century. You stupid Bavarian nigger.
Look, Kaylyn. Just make an account, all right?
Re: Marzcunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:18 pm
by GitGud
I was awayfor some time....has the Trucker Maid still thouse sweet buckteeth foreskin cutters?
Sometimes i think about when i am in my bed....oiled up and ready....how it must feel to tuck the folded up foreskin of your flacid dick between her horse theeth...and then spank your balls till you get an erection. Pushing the tip hard against her teeth...cutting the bloodflow to your skin. The pain grows like your erection till the pressure of your own bllod ripps of the useless jew jerky on your dick....
And Boom....i am rock solid and good to go
Re: Marzcunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)
Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2021 1:51 am
by Kugelfisch
Uh...yes?
Re: Marzcunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 4:09 pm
by Guest
GitGud wrote: ↑Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:18 pm
I was awayfor some time....has the Trucker Maid still thouse sweet buckteeth foreskin cutters?
Sometimes i think about when i am in my bed....oiled up and ready....how it must feel to tuck the folded up foreskin of your flacid dick between her horse theeth...and then spank your balls till you get an erection. Pushing the tip hard against her teeth...cutting the bloodflow to your skin. The pain grows like your erection till the pressure of your own bllod ripps of the useless jew jerky on your dick....
And Boom....i am rock solid and good to go
Imagine then sticking the bleeding stump of your cock up Marzgurl's ass but then she sharts so hard that her fecal matter enters your bloodstream and travels to your heart which explodes in a gory mess of blood and shit.
Re: Marzcunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 11:32 pm
by CuckTurdginson
pibbs wrote: ↑Tue Jul 20, 2021 6:39 pm
I'm going to have to read this shit, aren't I?
Yes
Re: Marzcunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 1:00 am
by Guest
Really not liking the fake humility that comes from Marzgunt and Benito calling their shitty word screeds "dumb."
Re: Marzcunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 3:53 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
I hope there will be a strawman version of us as the main villain :3
Re: Marzcunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 4:09 pm
by Nobue
I wish I'd been here long enough to be the antagonist Knobby Nee
Re: Marzcunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 4:15 pm
by Guest
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 3:53 pm
I hope there will be a strawman version of us as the main villain :3
Yeah, I look forward to her completely unsubtle Living Cattle Exchange
Re: Marzcunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 7:43 pm
by MegaNigger
GitGud wrote: ↑Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:18 pm
I was awayfor some time....has the Trucker Maid still thouse sweet buckteeth foreskin cutters?
Sometimes i think about when i am in my bed....oiled up and ready....how it must feel to tuck the folded up foreskin of your flacid dick between her horse theeth...and then spank your balls till you get an erection. Pushing the tip hard against her teeth...cutting the bloodflow to your skin. The pain grows like your erection till the pressure of your own bllod ripps of the useless jew jerky on your dick....
And Boom....i am rock solid and good to go
Your title is earned every time you grace us with these master pieces. Amazing work. Kugels hot pockets are in your mailbox.