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Post by CuckTurdginson » Tue Dec 24, 2024 5:48 am

Sanic triggers Blob so aggressively because the movies remind him that he is no longer a child.

For a decade we've had the tug of war with capeshit, DC went edgy because Nolan's Batmen went over well w people (although Rises isn't super edgy, that movie's campier than it gets credit for - even if that isn't on purpose :lol:), and faggots have been trying to say Marvel is for kids. Blob is in this group. If it were for kids, you'd have more sincere moments, like I think a kid could get into the First Avenger (the best MCU film to date, and will probably stay that way). Instead Whedon got his hands on the franchise, and every moment in these movies has at least one joke is about how manchildren shouldn't feel embarrassed for going to see Capeshit. "You still belong here, its ok."

Now Sonic could've gone in the same direction. It has lore that most of these same manchildren know. Instead it is actually explicitly catering to kids. It's not for edgelords, its not there to stroke the egos of the 30 somethings trying to convince themselves they're not geezers, they are just movies for children. "No, we're not going to have Maria dying of an uncurable illness, and have her get shot in the back in cold blood." I personally think that's overly cautious, a kid can have a little smidge of grit so long as its coherent for the story, and generates empathy for the character they like (in this case Keanu the Edgehog), but there's a compelling argument that the choice to change that backstory demonstrates a good understanding of Sanic 3's audience. We hit the same beats without Paramount getting calls from angry parents.

Sanic doesn't care that Blob wants to feel like he's watching something intellectual, and he knows that, and he's furious about it.
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Post by rabidtictac » Tue Dec 24, 2024 6:25 am

I hope little kid movies continue to trigger movieblob even when he's trapped in a sub-par nursing home paid for by the failing medicaid system.

We're all getting older. Hell, the "recent" capeshit trend is itself near 20 years old at this point. And it's always been shit!
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Re: Movieblob

Post by CuckTurdginson » Tue Dec 24, 2024 6:41 am

Unless its Mario for some reason. Maybe that being fully animated protected it from Blob's wrath.

Probably the only instance where Sanic beats Mario. I couldn't tell you a thing about the first Bing Bing Wahoo beyond the orgy of references and Jack Black was ok, I guess.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Dec 24, 2024 1:25 pm

The only thing that stuck with me is that the Toads were oddly smug assholes that made be root for the Koopas.
In a way, they reminded me of the protagonist of L. Lovhaug's famous fantasy saga Angel Armor.
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Unless its Mario for some reason. Maybe that being fully animated protected it from Blob's wrath.
Any Mario is better than no Mario. Otherwise the jawks and Sanic fans win.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Oengae » Tue Dec 24, 2024 4:12 pm

CuckTurdginson wrote:
Tue Dec 24, 2024 5:48 am
Sanic triggers Blob so aggressively because the movies remind him that he is no longer a child.
Also Sanic triggers his Vietnam flashbacks to the console wars, when everyone around him moved on to cooler stuff while he stayed with Bing Bing Wahoo. Very much like Blob continues to simp for Disney/Star Wars/Marvel while everyone has moved on to less stale fare. Being a fake geek manchild skimming wikis so he can explain comic lore to the unwashed masses is the only skill he has, and the number of people impressed by it are dwindling. Even Team Theorist doesn't even bring him in to cowrite the capeshit episodes anymore.

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Post by Old Black Man » Wed Dec 25, 2024 4:32 pm

Ahh yes, the console wars, where he lost his leg to a power pad IED.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Dec 25, 2024 4:55 pm

Many weapons were buried after the war. Mostly his soiled undies.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by ebin namefag » Wed Dec 25, 2024 5:56 pm

Old Black Man wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2024 4:32 pm
Ahh yes, the console wars, where he lost his leg to a power pad IED.
Something about Bob makes me think he'll lose that other leg soon enough.
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Old Black Man » Thu Dec 26, 2024 8:15 pm

ebin namefag wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2024 5:56 pm
Old Black Man wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2024 4:32 pm
Ahh yes, the console wars, where he lost his leg to a power pad IED.
Something about Bob makes me think he'll lose that other leg soon enough.
I was hoping someone would say that. :lol:
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Re: Movieblob

Post by Kama » Thu Dec 26, 2024 11:26 pm

CuckTurdginson wrote:
Tue Dec 24, 2024 5:48 am
Sanic triggers Blob so aggressively because the movies remind him that he is no longer a child.

For a decade we've had the tug of war with capeshit, DC went edgy because Nolan's Batmen went over well w people (although Rises isn't super edgy, that movie's campier than it gets credit for - even if that isn't on purpose :lol:), and faggots have been trying to say Marvel is for kids. Blob is in this group. If it were for kids, you'd have more sincere moments, like I think a kid could get into the First Avenger (the best MCU film to date, and will probably stay that way). Instead Whedon got his hands on the franchise, and every moment in these movies has at least one joke is about how manchildren shouldn't feel embarrassed for going to see Capeshit. "You still belong here, its ok."

Now Sonic could've gone in the same direction. It has lore that most of these same manchildren know. Instead it is actually explicitly catering to kids. It's not for edgelords, its not there to stroke the egos of the 30 somethings trying to convince themselves they're not geezers, they are just movies for children. "No, we're not going to have Maria dying of an uncurable illness, and have her get shot in the back in cold blood." I personally think that's overly cautious, a kid can have a little smidge of grit so long as its coherent for the story, and generates empathy for the character they like (in this case Keanu the Edgehog), but there's a compelling argument that the choice to change that backstory demonstrates a good understanding of Sanic 3's audience. We hit the same beats without Paramount getting calls from angry parents.

Sanic doesn't care that Blob wants to feel like he's watching something intellectual, and he knows that, and he's furious about it.
But everyone knows that adults love the sonic movies outside of the shitty human actors which everyone wishes would just go away. Hell that’s why everyone hates the knuckles miniseries, even though it wasn’t all that bad.. could’ve used more knuckles though.

But yeah, Bob will always hate sonic for all the friends he lost in the console wars. Sonic fans coming out of the trees and shit.. telling him how SatAM Is superior to the super Mario Brothers, super show or Captain N the game Master. He must fulfill the prophecy the dream he had where Miyamoto gives him the master sword, and he leads the army of light against the evils of Soap MacTavish of COD modern warfare and his army of Xbox frat bro jawks that like gears of war

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