Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Rushy » Sat Jan 20, 2024 9:58 pm

self-sufficient: lol no
quality work: bro it's a review. You're not gonna be the next Roger Ebert. Literally no one has become the next Roger Ebert because he did it first.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Oengae » Sat Jan 20, 2024 10:30 pm

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Crying about a low view count is a different cycle.
Right now he's in the "Smug Artiste" cycle. You can tell by him once again humble-bragging about resisting the temptations of making quick YT bucks by selling his soul and artistic integrity :roll:
It's all part of the same cycle of coping and seething. Sadpost because no views, then cope because you have "artistic integrity", then seethe over cherrypick comments from people who say they want BMB, then sadpost because no views.

Most of the "how to improve your videos and get more views" vids out there aren't telling you to sell out or make the most stereotypical Mr Beast clickbait. They usually encourage you to experiment and find your niche and build that out. That shows more "artistic integrity" than spinning your wheels doing something that hasn't worked in years.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Sat Jan 20, 2024 10:43 pm

Had a quick look at one of his recent videos. His vocal delivery has not improved at all. He’s got the worse patchy stubble too, so his face looks like he has chocolate all around his mouth and his teeth are so yellow.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jan 21, 2024 12:20 am

TheManWithNoPlan wrote:
Sat Jan 20, 2024 10:43 pm
His vocal delivery has not improved at all.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Rushy » Sun Jan 21, 2024 1:09 am

Bring back BBC English

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Ghost Dog » Tue Jan 23, 2024 8:00 pm

How delusional is Mathew in thinking that last year was a great year for film?

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jan 23, 2024 8:06 pm

Every year can be a great year for film if you blissfully ignore all the unmitigated AAA disasters.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:28 pm

>Guardians of Reddit 3 was a great film
Hahaha look at this fucking bong.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Wed Jan 24, 2024 1:20 am

>*deep breath*
Faggot.
>Misandry: The Movie
>more Nolanslop with the pacing of a ritalin addict & shot like a cheap music video
>reddit bean mouth animation
>LGBTQ propaganda
>more suberversive A24slop
>We Wuz Novelistz 'n Shiet
>Spider-Monkey 2: Electric Jewgaloo (i.e. overabundant chromatic abrasion, terrible liberal arts dialogue, self-inserts everywhere, a complete character assassination of Peter Parker for the sake of propping up Peter Darker, dogshit pacing, 2 hours 2 long, an aggressively on-the-nose visual reference to GypsyCrusader, blatant BLM + Trans agitprop peppered here and there, and fugly jittery """animation""" throughout)
>Redditors of the Soylaxy 3
>Scorsese's leftist tribute
>Feminist whodunit crap
>more A24slop
The Holdovers was alright I guess. Pretending 2023 cinema was """amazing""" is hardcore cope, ignoring all the record flops throughout. This year looks to be even worse, so I wonder how dear old Matty will spin it then.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jan 24, 2024 6:56 pm

Ignoring the flops would be okay, if there were lots of good movies. That isn't the case. At least not in cinema. No idea about indi stuff but I doubt it was a great year in that regard either.

Naturally, any movie critic that mentions Mahvel trash as a highlight of the year is someone only worth ignoring.
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