Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[pibbs]

I can't be sure without full carbon dating but if I had to hazard a guess I'd say she was born sometime during the Cambrian period. Maybe Pre-Cambrian.

We can only guess because nobody has ever dated Lupa.

That's pretty funny. I almost missed that.

[Kronos]

The wall is undefeated.

[Le Redditeur]

She somehow looks as bad as Marzgunt. Very impressive.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Both are the same kind of failing manipulative cunts, so it's only logical that they would morph to resemble their inner void.

Lupa was responsible for the Younger Dryas with her #changetheclimate document.

Lupa was responsible for the Great Dying

[TheManWithNoPlan]

She still claiming to be early thirties?

[Kronos]

She still claiming to be early thirties?

Interwebs list her as being born in 1989. I think they meant 1889. I actually think her supply of virgin blood has dried up and her age is catching up to her. Just 7 years ago, she looked almost as if she was 40-45.

[Old Black Man]

My personal theory is that she hails from the Hadean Eon, brought upon this planet when Theia crashed into it.

I assumed she was some parasitic alien life form like Jenovah or Lavos, but instead of leeching off the life force of the planet she preys on internet welfare and chads like Brad.

Day of Lupa

[mad bum]

The wall is undefeated.

Art is finally imitating life.

[Ghost Dog]

Lupa will never give an opportunity to be passive aggressive to someone. At least she's doing to someone on the same platform instead of screenshotting Youtube comments then talking about them on Twitter.

[Kronos]

Dude should've asked her to be consistent by using the word "cunt" or "twat" instead of vagina.