NCunt: Black Cocks Only

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

We can all assume that contact with aliens has hypercharged the development of the internet. Those aliens gotta sell their tentacle porn somehow.

[Newhalf]

The best part of the book was her witty and scathing and brutally accurate criticism of the Bush administration.
Dubya totally knew about dem aliens and he said nothing!

[Guest]

It was Bush's fault she couldn't fuck aliens.

[drisko]

Her being a professional victim won't do much for her book sales. Like others have said it was a non-event that lasted a couple of weeks that no one would remember if it wasn't for her constantly bringing it up. Plus it took her forever to get the first book out, so by the time the second comes out I doubt even she could keep the nontroversy alive unless she puts a sticker on the jacket that says "From the author of the hot take about Raya and the Last Dragon being an ATLA clone!"

Also the fans who bought the first one only did it because it was a novelty to read something Lindsay Ellis wrote. When they finally read it, and found out how shit it was, they likely lost all interest in buying the second one.

[Guest]

she just wants to whine and get fucked by the alien raptor thing.

I guarantee you in the original draft it was an actual raptor and not an alien. Her generation of goons fucking loved meme raptors.

[Guest]

Also the fans who bought the first one only did it because it was a novelty to read something Lindsay Ellis wrote. When they finally read it, and found out how shit it was, they likely lost all interest in buying the second one.

Thing is that it really isn't much worse than her standard work. From the summaries I read here it's basically an episode of Nostalgia Chick. So, if you're a fan of Lindsay the terribleness of it probably wouldn't put you off

[Guest]

Also the fans who bought the first one only did it because it was a novelty to read something Lindsay Ellis wrote. When they finally read it, and found out how shit it was, they likely lost all interest in buying the second one.

Thing is that it really isn't much worse than her standard work. From the summaries I read here it's basically an episode of Nostalgia Chick. So, if you're a fan of Lindsay the terribleness of it probably wouldn't put you off

But is it going to be as racist as her Twitter? Or will she ramp up the chink bashing?

[drisko]

she just wants to whine and get fucked by the alien raptor thing.

I guarantee you in the original draft it was an actual raptor and not an alien. Her generation of goons fucking loved meme raptors.

In the original draft it was Star Scream. So she's the robot version of a furry.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So the original draf was an inferior ripoff to the glory that is Kiss Players?

[GitGud]

Hey i think her books could be real neet in an upcoming war...for coded messages. No one in the right mind has this piece of shit at home. And for sure there is not a single copy in any goverment data base