DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think his most creative was when he claimed shoulder buttons have more inherent input lag because their signals have to travel farther.

[Guest]

Yup. Or when the Xbox version of DS3 kept 'eating his inputs' because it was 'so laggy'.

[Kugelfisch]

I think his most creative was when he claimed shoulder buttons have more inherent input lag because their signals have to travel farther.

You see, Dave has reflexes so crisp, he can tell the delay of the near lightspeed signal having to travel half an inch further.

[Angelfire Memes]

An underrated favourite excuse was when he was trying to think of a reason not to adjust his retarded office setup. He claimed he couldn't because his aircon would be too close to his PC, and it could freeze it. PCs famously need to be kept as warm as possible at all times, after all.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That's what separates scrubs from the cream of the crop. Gaming on the edge keeps those electric signals flowing at peak performance. Getting too cold just slows them down.

[rabidtictac]

My favorite dsp moment was him ragequitting streets of rage 2 because he thought the game was impossible to beat in single player. Nigga please. SoR 1 and 2 are tame by difficulty standards of arcade brawlers.

Another close runner up was his 20 minutes spent with super ghouls and ghosts. He didn't make any progress and he ragequit before making it across the first jumping segment.

[Guestfag]

TOBY FAIR, you should't have air conditioning too close to your PC and in some cases it might fuck it up

[Some Sick Fuck]

Sure, but don't expect pigroach to do things for the right reasons. Fucker probably thinks water freezing in winter is a miracle.

[Guest]

If he was a humble, self-aware, tolerable human being would he even have an audience?

[Kugelfisch]

If he was a humble, self-aware, tolerable human being would he even have an audience?

He was around early enough that he probably would, actually.