Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by Guest » Tue Feb 23, 2021 10:33 pm

drisko wrote:
Tue Feb 23, 2021 9:19 pm
It'd be hilarious if she announced she was pregnant because we'd all know it isn't his.
Now how is a mid-fifties woman going to get pregnant?

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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:29 pm

The sperm would perish right away, as all things do that make direct contact with Lupa.
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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by pibbs » Wed Feb 24, 2021 4:27 am

Her ovaries are trained to attack sperm on sight.
Like a couple of Rottweilers.
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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:57 pm

I'm pretty sure she had her menopause when Burgerland was still a British colony.
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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by Guest » Wed Feb 24, 2021 10:29 pm

It was thirteen colonies.

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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by Guest » Wed Feb 24, 2021 11:51 pm

He's just assmad his Hessian ancestors got their asses kicked by a bunch of yankee rebels.

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