Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[da PAC Nigguh]

So his silence was just him passing out for a few days from lack of sleep. Again.

As always.

[Liar Revealed]

Can he go to jail over it?

AFAIK, the only way a debtor can be jailed is for not paying child support. And that really should never have been allowed either. I think that law was passed in my lifetime. I remember a moral panic about "deadbeat dads".

[Sieg Zeon]

Hear me out on this (and yes, I have started drinking):

As every good post should begin with.

[Guest]

Hear me out on this (and yes, I have started drinking):

As every good post should begin with.

Every good DHI post should start with the poster putting a shotgun in his mouth.

[Guest]

The big question for me is what happens in Arizona? Does Miles just let him be a noncontributing layabout until the end of time? Will he try to get Spoony to work? He and the Red Dragon had some success kicking his ass in the past but that was a long time ago. If Spoony refuses to do anything will Miles kick him out?

This is the fascinating part and given how resistant Noah is to any productive activity probably the funniest part, too. Getting home from work shooting Mexicans in the face every day, only to see your deadbeat brother on the couch in his robe eating cereal out of the box and tweeting about how Drumpf wants to kill him personally. It's like the plot of an '80s buddy comedy retards like Noah would have obsessed over. It's the real Spoony movie.

Unfortunately given his brother's discretion we'll never get the narrative except from oblique hints in obituaries.

Owe but never pay. How will they ever collect? Garnish his non-existent pay?

As other said it will be transferred to ever more aggressive and nasty bill collectors but it really only impacts your life if you have one, which he doesn't.

[pibbs]

This will be interesting. Noah's most productive years is when he lived with Miles. Maybe his brother has an affect on Spoony that self-motivates him. If so, will that affect work on Spoony 2020?

[Guest]

eating cereal out of the box

This would be such a massive improvement to Noahs' diet you wouldn't believe. Sugary breakfast cereals are trashy juk food, but at least it's fortified. They fortify common foods under the belief that it will make diets idiot proof so that even a moron can't be deficient. But Spoons found a way!

Booze, tea, coffee, sodas, etc should be fortified too so that idiots like him won't die.

[Le Redditeur]

Booze, tea, coffee, sodas, etc should be fortified too poisoned so that idiots like him won't would die.

[Sieg Zeon]

Hear me out on this (and yes, I have started drinking):

As every good post should begin with.

Every good DHI post should start with the poster putting a shotgun in his mouth.

And every guest post should end like this.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This will be interesting. Noah's most productive years is when he lived with Miles. Maybe his brother has an affect on Spoony that self-motivates him. If so, will that affect work on Spoony 2020?

Maybe it was the pressure of seeing his younger brother being much more mature than he ever was.
Not sure if he cares about that now, though.