Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Damn, we need someone to preserve or archive all of this in case blogspot ever goes under.

[Guest]

How in the blue hell does he STILL get $370 on Patreon? Did people forget they were giving him money?

[BenComicGraphics]

How in the blue hell does he STILL get $370 on Patreon? Did people forget they were giving him money?

As established there are some people that go out of their way to offer unrealistic levels of support/help to Noah only for Noah to tell them to fuck off. This includes:

A) someone offering to go visit him and help him mow his damn lawn
B) someone offering to contact Joe and Lewis so the three of them can set up a tabletop session and revive Noah's career
C) a fucking licensed therapist offering to see Noah for free and help him sort out his demons.

With those extremes, I can totally buy enough people passively put down $5 a month and forgot.

[RedLine]

https://countermonkeybook.blogspot.com/ ... ction.html

I suppose if you were to nail me down on the issue, I'd say that I'd prefer to do what I do now, if I could get paid for it. Acting, writing bitchy reviews about stuff, maybe making people laugh, generally sitting on my ass in a foul mood.

He was doing it and he still pissed all over it like he does everything.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How in the blue hell does he STILL get $370 on Patreon? Did people forget they were giving him money?

They're never losing hope, guest. They think that the chance of Spoony's glorious return might be infinitely close to zero, but it's still not zero.

I lost 30 pounds in three months just by cutting out sugar and eating lighter shit. Now I look down on all fatties and mock them ruthlessly.

Fatties - especially the deathfat-type - don't actually want to change, even if it's for the better. Man is a creature of habit, and they prefer the harmful lifestyle that they know over the unkown void that its abandonment would create. Slowly eating themselves to death is a huge part of their everyday life, and they don't know what to replace it with.

This could also be a reason why Rachel is still clinging to the Spoonster. Huh, I wonder what the average BMI for his leftover fanbase is...

[Ihatebradjones]

370 is lower than last year, so thankfully it is decreasing even if it is at a snail's pace.

[Sieg Zeon]

How in the blue hell does he STILL get $370 on Patreon? Did people forget they were giving him money?

As established there are some people that go out of their way to offer unrealistic levels of support/help to Noah only for Noah to tell them to fuck off. This includes:

A) someone offering to go visit him and help him mow his damn lawn
B) someone offering to contact Joe and Lewis so the three of them can set up a tabletop session and revive Noah's career
C) a fucking licensed therapist offering to see Noah for free and help him sort out his demons.

With those extremes, I can totally buy enough people passively put down $5 a month and forgot.

And to think there are people out there who desperately want and need mental healthcare and can’t get it. Spoony doesn’t even qualify as human anymore, if he ever was.

[rabidtictac]

The blog link just proves Spoony was always an obnoxious, arrogant cunt. Not that I needed more evidence. He was insufferable back then and he's insufferable now.

[Guest]

true

[MegaNigger]

I still can't decide if all this time I've spent shit posting about Spoony is like watching paint dry, or watching natural selection prevail over everything put in it's path to deny it. Spoopy is like an anomaly that escapes conventional outcomes for such long periods of time it feels as though he might indeed out live us all and abuse existence itself forever, never once suffering any true downfall. Then you add up everything from the past decade and it all falls into place, what a ride. It does suck though that we don't get an R9K style stream suicide from him though. That would be doing something.