Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[pibbs]

The least intimidating pair ever. Throw a Milk-Bone at Harambe then proceed to stomp a mud hole into that pasty wonder there.

[BenComicGraphics]

keep tilting your head back, fozzie. You almost look like you have a chin

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She goes with him to ensure he keeps his hands off of the crossplayers, doesn't she?

[Guest]

And to make sure he doesn't stalk women around the con.

[Complicity]

The least intimidating pair ever.

When it comes to Cockslut, i agree.
But if you think that chimps aren't dangerous, you clearly haven't been paying attention to the literature:

[Old Black Man]

Just remember, Link highjacked a voice in the shitty microphone from another ex CA nobody. Let that sink in. The magnum opus of the bitter cunt brigade was practically stolen.

[Kama]

"I got a nose for white supremacy and it smells like bleach."

[Old Black Man]

I’m pretty sure he just issued a challenge to a duel there. If you guys wanna chip in and fly me to that con I’ll take a crack at him.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Make sure to build your deck using only sexist cards. He'll love it.

[Kama]

He probably does fap to Dark Magician Girl futa porn.