Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[RAPEMAN]

No imagine CalArts rebooting it for Current Year audiences.

[Guest]

I'm sure it's hard to try out for other sites when she spends so many of her nights like this.

[Amadeus]

I've seen some women age like milk. The wall comes fast for some.

It's always in direct proportion to self-care and responsible living. The women who espouse the 'ur 20s r for havin fun!' lifestyle (fun in this case being partying, booze, drugs, and dick) are always the ones who look like overweight truck stop employees when they hit their 30s. Lupa never struck me that way though. She struck me as austere, prudish, and sexually repressed - which I admit kind of made me unironically attracted to her (I have a thing for older women). But yeesh, these days it's like we're watching her face slowly melt off her skull in real time.

*powerlevel*

Powerlevel? Who's powerleveling? I'm not talking about myself, I'm stating facts of life. You're not even using your dumb Commie Farms terminology the right way. Premature aging, in the exception of having some kind of medical condition, happens when you don't take care of yourself, never work out, and eat like shit. And I think Lupa looking like shit, even down to the ridiculous makeup is all a direct or indirect result of her isolation.

If she had any IRL friends, one of them would have had to taken her aside and given her a makeover or at least taught her how to do makeup right by now. She needs that one female friend who will tell her "giiirl, you look like a half ass clown right now, let me fix your shit for you."

[Guest]

No woman has friends.

[Keith Chegwin]

*snip*

He was referring to your admitting attraction to Lupa.

[Guest]

They're doomed if she ever has her wish. You just know that will turn into CTC 2.0: Obscurus Luparoo.

I loved the d&d cartoon for being some shitty 80's creation.

No imagine CalArts rebooting it for Current Year audiences.

Let's see...

Hank will be made into a burly Dindu.
Presto will be gay. Probably fat.
Diana will be a Stronk-whamen™ with shaved sides of the head and spiky blue/purple hair at the top, alongside 2-3 facial piercings.
Eric will be the wimpy stand-in for Straight-White-male-fragility™.
Sheila and Bobby will be either Mexican or Muslim siblings(In the former case, Bobby is renamed Beto).
The Dungeon Master will be a woman.
Venger will be gay also, but much more flamboyantly so than Presto.
Shadow Demon will be a sassy-Black-sidekick™.
Uni will speak and be an ever-sarcastic sighing commentator to the goings-on. Voiced by Amy Schumer.
Tiamat will have a Trump styled hair on its main head.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Only the main head?!

[Guest]

Amy Jewmer voiced my favorite cartoon, the $60,000 Chip Chipperson Show.

[Moe Bitches]

Let's not give them ideas even though they'll do it anyways, so really there's no point.

[Amadeus]

They're doomed if she ever has her wish. You just know that will turn into CTC 2.0: Obscurus Luparoo.

I loved the d&d cartoon for being some shitty 80's creation.

No imagine CalArts rebooting it for Current Year audiences.

Let's see...

Hank will be made into a burly Dindu.
Presto will be gay. Probably fat.
Diana will be a Stronk-whamen™ with shaved sides of the head and spiky blue/purple hair at the top, alongside 2-3 facial piercings.
Eric will be the wimpy stand-in for Straight-White-male-fragility™.
Sheila and Bobby will be either Mexican or Muslim siblings(In the former case, Bobby is renamed Beto).
The Dungeon Master will be a woman.
Venger will be gay also, but much more flamboyantly so than Presto.
Shadow Demon will be a sassy-Black-sidekick™.
Uni will speak and be an ever-sarcastic sighing commentator to the goings-on. Voiced by Amy Schumer.
Tiamat will have a Trump styled hair on its main head.

What, no STUNNING and BRAVE tranny? It ain't a shitlib approved program unless it's got at least one woman with a dick. I imagine it would be written in like that one video game (forget which) where that one character went to a wizard and got a magical sex change spell.