DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Angelfire Memes » Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:24 am

I haven't actually watched it because I'm not yet suicidal enough to want to watch like 4+ hours of Phil rambling about his week off, but there were some great memes in this podcast.

>His parents paid for everything (sure_jan.gif)
>He bought Kat's ring for $90 because he saw it on an 80% off sale (almost certainly bullshit)
>He got married in his parents' house
>His wedding meal was spaghetti and pizza
>His parents covered the several thousand dollars (at least $2k) that he was short for to get on a payment plan
>His mum sat him down and told him to ditch the CT condo and get a real job
>Phil's answer to this was to just stop paying his mortgage and let the bank fuck him for some reason
>It was his mum's birthday but he fucked off home instead of staying the extra day - this I believe because THANKS FOR THE MONEY, DUMMIES

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Le Redditeur » Mon Apr 15, 2019 12:25 pm

Well, if Phil is a Jew, then he's the worst Jew ever. Is he so deluded to think that the bank will just take the loss and let him walk free of the debt? Oy vey!

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:37 pm

lol
>otherwise there would be no risk for the bank
And instead the person taking the loan doesn't have any risk because the bank will just fucking eat that debt?
Unlike the mob, they will not send somebody to break your legs - but you'll wish they did. :lol:
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Le Redditeur » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:59 pm

DSP heard that quote about how "if you owe the bank one hundred million dollars, that's the bank's problem" and thought it applies to his case.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:01 pm

Angelfire Memes wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:24 am
>His mum sat him down and told him to ditch the CT condo and get a real job
If only she'd told him this years ago
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:42 pm

Thing is, he scammed the fuck out of his momma. All she wanted from him in exchange for thousands of dollars (probably taken from his parents' retirement fund) was a promise to get a real job sometime in the next ten years, after both parents are most likely dead. It still boggles my mind that somebody would treat their mother that way.

The only concrete change he's going to make is to let the bank take the CT khando back, which could mean they'll sue his ass and still require him to pay in addition to ruining his credit.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:10 pm

So he's just going to default instead of selling it? Where is this info coming from?

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:57 pm

How the fuck can there be such a high mortgage on that Kahndo still?
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:03 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:57 pm
How the fuck can there be such a high mortgage on that Kahndo still?
He probably got a 30 year mortgage and only makes minimum payments.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:27 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:10 pm
So he's just going to default instead of selling it? Where is this info coming from?
From his most recent "welcome back" podcast.

And yeah, he's said multiple times he still owes 100k on the CT khando. Probably never put a dollar above minimum payments into it.

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