Dead Horse Interchange

Dick stroking Phil vlogs came out of retirement. Truly a blessed timeline.

If my lore is correct he was only one of the most subbed to streamers for a very brief time, and even then it was only tier 3 subs. Yeah, you're right. That's what it was. Most Tier 3 subs. It didn't last long but considering that he has always been far from breaking 1k viewers regularly it's crazy...

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If my lore is correct he was only one of the most subbed to streamers for a very brief time, and even then it was only tier 3 subs. This was around the time of the begruptcy I believe. Granted he does have an absurd number of subs for his stream numbers, I don't really follow him much anymore but it...

If it was the doxing thing surely he'd be banned outright though? Not just departnered. He might not seem that way from his CWC-tier meme status but Phil is a nobody in terms of stream numbers and Twitch is a massive organisation. It's perfectly plausible that the pajeets who mod for Twitch just mis...

Catching up on this spergfest now. the most likely explanation I've seen for why it happened is that he broke the partner contract by uploading streams on YouTube within 24 hours. He's been doing this for years so no idea why he's finally gotten nailed for it. It's classic DSP though. Chase every la...

The funniest thing about this is he's talking shit but you know full well behind the scenes he's REEEing and grovelling at twitch to try and get reinstated.

An underrated favourite excuse was when he was trying to think of a reason not to adjust his retarded office setup. He claimed he couldn't because his aircon would be too close to his PC, and it could freeze it. PCs famously need to be kept as warm as possible at all times, after all.

Imagine watching four fucking hours of a Zack Snyder film. Just imagine it.

Speaking of farms rejects, what's king of poles doing these days?