Dead Horse Interchange

Trey and Matt seem to have genuine contempt or apathy for the show, their audience, or both. If they hate doing it or just can’t be bothered anymore, then they need to end it because it’s getting painful.

Saloons and Ape’s mere existence should be the impetus for bringing back public executions. Who wouldn’t want to see these things drawn and quartered?

I guess I should just start embracing this monotonous and depressing age of remakes, origin stories, capeshit, and sequels. Can’t fight it, so I might as well just accept it and look forward to that very necessary Jumanji remake.

I’m not a weeb, but I am a Francophile, and that’s an even worse offense! Don’t worry, I plan on dispatching myself very soon.

Come on guys, have some compassion; he’s the only person in the history of anything to have ever been bullied. He’s obviously moved past all that now and has channeled his debilitating childhood pain and angst into becoming the successful, humble, talented, and rational human being you see on Twitte...

Indelible classics came out in the ‘90s, and in the ‘80s, and in the ‘70s, and in the ‘60s.........basically what I’m saying is, every decade aside from this current one has produced far superior cinema.

Film Bleh and Onawhatever’s unwarranted egotism and pretension reflect my unwarranted egotism and pretension, which is why I can’t sleep at night.

Due to the easy availability of online movie reviews (including Rotten Tomatoes), I've been able to avoid the big Hollywood stinkers. Back in the day you only had Siskel and Ebert, and some film snob wannabe in your local newspaper. Sometimes they were correct, but other times they trashed movies t...

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Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:22 am

I'm sure Shot on Shiteo will become a legendary lost film just like The Day the Clown Cried.

I don’t know, Brad’s no Jerry Lewis; he couldn’t even dream of blending pathos, gas chamber jokes, and crying clowns so seamlessly.

Splooner wishes that Ollamacare paid for his Mr. Boston, but thankfully his minions provide him with enough coinage to keep him well-sauced.