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- Sat Jan 23, 2021 10:40 pm
- Forum: Politics
- Topic: Collapse of the West (Purge General Thread)
- Replies: 1220
- Views: 112752
- Sat Jan 23, 2021 3:20 pm
- Forum: Politics
- Topic: God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)
- Replies: 11024
- Views: 778276
Re: God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)
The employees at the store usually can't bag my groceries better than I can. I say that in all modesty, not being any kind of bagging savant. They're just usually incompetent at it and they have better things to do. I'd rather bag mine myself, so as to not have my eggs and car batteries in the same...
- Sat Jan 23, 2021 2:22 pm
- Forum: Internet Nobodies
- Topic: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
- Replies: 9941
- Views: 811520
Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
Truly the modern artist. The Rembrandt or Van Gough of his time.
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- Sat Jan 23, 2021 2:20 pm
- Forum: Politics
- Topic: Greekistan - The most accomodating of Countries
- Replies: 180
- Views: 32371
Re: Greekistan - The most accomodating of Countries
You gotta put them in the camel clutch first if you want them to be humble.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sun Jan 17, 2021 3:10 amRape is supposed to fix that. If it doesn't, it wasn't done right.
If DHI had its own wrestler it’d be the Iron Sheik.
- Sat Jan 23, 2021 2:07 pm
- Forum: Politics
- Topic: God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)
- Replies: 11024
- Views: 778276
Re: God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)
We don't have grocery baggers here. I was about to tell the guest not to be a dipshit but then I got curious about the process over there. We have the bring your own bag method here, but I can only think of a few shops I’ve been in. where it was mandatory. I also learned that you must prepare to ha...
- Sat Jan 23, 2021 3:50 am
- Forum: Internet Nobodies
- Topic: Movieblob
- Replies: 12031
- Views: 861678
Re: Movieblob
Even his girlfriend’s boyfriend?
- Sat Jan 23, 2021 3:46 am
- Forum: Internet Nobodies
- Topic: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
- Replies: 9941
- Views: 811520
Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
I know Anal Cunt mainly through that weird blowjob while shooting up heroin pic.
- Sat Jan 23, 2021 3:41 am
- Forum: Politics
- Topic: Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Brandon and His Presidency)
- Replies: 4962
- Views: 278761
Re: Mush-Brain Mega-Thread (Biden and His Presidency)
I want to photoshop in a steaming pile of shit on the presidential desk and fecal matter marks on the walls.
- Sat Jan 23, 2021 2:22 am
- Forum: Politics
- Topic: Clown World General
- Replies: 8213
- Views: 442481
Re: Clown World General
Or "Black Lives Better", as Terry Crews put it, right before all the liberals started calling him a "coon". He pulled that shit? Man fuck him. No, he was against BLM. He was calling them out as a black supremacist movement. That's why the liberals called him a "coon". Ahh okay, thanks for clearing ...
- Sat Jan 23, 2021 2:17 am
- Forum: Politics
- Topic: Collapse of the West (Purge General Thread)
- Replies: 1220
- Views: 112752
Re: Collapse of the West (Purge General Thread)
I call that a playing five on one. Boxing is good shit man.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Jan 23, 2021 1:18 amA fairly complicated euphemism for jerking off but okay.