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by Newhalf
Mon Mar 29, 2021 11:09 am
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: Jim Spergling
Replies: 713
Views: 84219

Re: Jim Spergling

I dunno, being technically government employed was still the best time of my life.
Tenure for the duration, no matter how shit your work effort is, and obscenely high pay, and your employer can never go under unless someone starts a coup. And even then, "your" side has all the tanks.
by Newhalf
Mon Mar 29, 2021 11:01 am
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue
Replies: 38681
Views: 3676918

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

I'd not be surprised if Oreo was dead. Uhh another thought is couldn't he take similar pictures from his old video footage? Too much effort of course and he probably doesn't even have them anymore. I think I even know where the ones he requested are from, and I don't even clock nearly the amount of ...
by Newhalf
Mon Mar 29, 2021 10:52 am
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: The Other people on Channel Awesome
Replies: 11675
Views: 914451

Re: The Other people on Channel Awesome

It feels strange to say something like this, but erod was never good enough for CA.
by Newhalf
Mon Mar 29, 2021 10:49 am
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: Guru Larry Fat Cunt
Replies: 2457
Views: 281608

Re: Guru Larry Fat Cunt

Hmm from remote-analysis he doesn't look like your typical IN drunkard, but then my bar for that got kinda high after usually having Loopy and Spoopy to deal with, the King and Queen (in that order) of weekend coma grade alcoholism.
by Newhalf
Mon Mar 29, 2021 10:44 am
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: PushingUpRoses AKA SuckingOutFatness (Advocate of suicide, Queen of cucking LGR)
Replies: 7666
Views: 592494

Re: PushingUpRoses AKA SuckingOutFatness (Advocate of suicide, Queen of cucking LGR)

From experience I can corroborate that it is indeed "so, so, SO hard" to get into galleries, if your art is shit.
So that checks out.
by Newhalf
Mon Mar 29, 2021 10:41 am
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread
Replies: 14176
Views: 1351254

Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

It's like aliens are controlling her and they have only a very tenuous understanding of what a human smile might be.
by Newhalf
Sun Mar 28, 2021 6:15 pm
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: Guru Larry Fat Cunt
Replies: 2457
Views: 281608

Re: Guru Larry Fat Cunt

Isn't "Kim Justice" just Larry with a wig?
For some unfathomable reason I kept thinking that.
by Newhalf
Sun Mar 28, 2021 1:53 pm
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: Jim Spergling
Replies: 713
Views: 84219

Re: Jim Spergling

Well obviously not high class, highly sought-after jobs as Spergling, making intarweb funny vidyoos.
by Newhalf
Sun Mar 28, 2021 1:13 pm
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: Movieblob
Replies: 11999
Views: 859706

Re: Movieblob

Because he's British, I guess. Hydrocephalus is normal for them.
by Newhalf
Sun Mar 28, 2021 1:12 pm
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue
Replies: 38681
Views: 3676918

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Imagine being so delusional that you think there's an actual chance that Spoopy will ever walk his dog.