Dead Horse Interchange

Just make it meth-themed instead.

It was really the worst kind of movie: Not good enough to become a cult classic, but also not insultingly terrible enough to life in on infamy. Meanwhile Damodar's luscious blue lips still shine bright. Also the title Honor Among Thieves is aggressively generic. That's like the backup title for a he...

So they stop being children right when they hit the wall?

They're not. The fair sex is not allowed to find out about our German ladyboy delights.

Who doesn't?!

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And here are some good news for once: Remember last year's D&D movie? And how this was supposed to be only the first step by Hasbro and Paramount to turn D&D into an even bigger multimedia franchise? Not gonna happen . That planned live-action series - as well as another planned Dragonlance series -...

Guns. Use 'em.

Dem shoulders. It's like Kenshiro reborn as a juggalo.
Also who dafuq is Ryan?

My pronouns are get/toda/choppa.