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by Guru Larry
Sun Oct 21, 2018 4:03 pm
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: Guru Larry
Replies: 1576
Views: 82720

Re: Guru Larry

by Guru Larry
Sun Oct 21, 2018 4:02 pm
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
Replies: 2193
Views: 127413

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

I much prefer to be shaved, but I'm too lazy to do it regularly so scratchy chin it is. After the first few days, it grows enough to stop irritating. I try to cut it at least once every two weeks though, otherwise it's gonna be a pain in the ass when I do shave. If you can't be bothered with shavin...
by Guru Larry
Thu Sep 06, 2018 5:26 am
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Replies: 2339
Views: 120146

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Thank you, I'm surprised you know I've lost 8 stone and gone down 7 t-shirt sizes in the past five months. How'd you do it? Vitamin B-12 spray (you spray it under your tongue) and this stuff called Ionic Magnesium, you pour half a cap-full into a glass of water each day and it utterly kills your ap...
by Guru Larry
Wed Sep 05, 2018 6:26 am
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Replies: 2339
Views: 120146

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

RedLine wrote:
Wed Sep 05, 2018 4:32 am
You lost 112 pounds in 5 months? Congrats on that, but your body must look like a saggy meat sock.
Cheers, yeah, I currently look like this...

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by Guru Larry
Tue Sep 04, 2018 8:55 pm
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Replies: 2339
Views: 120146

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Thank you, I'm surprised you know I've lost 8 stone and gone down 7 t-shirt sizes in the past five months. Let's hope within the next 2-3 years you regain it and die from a heart attack. The world is better place without you. https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/640x360/p01l5wjj.jpg Larry has been aw...
by Guru Larry
Tue Sep 04, 2018 2:00 pm
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Replies: 2339
Views: 120146

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

She's like a little kid. I bet their fridge is covered in her artwork. https://twitter.com/AprilVonLon/status/1036329923735117825 Less sugar = healthier. How very American :D Yes, you are the paragon of healthy weight and eating habits. Thank you, I'm surprised you know I've lost 8 stone and gone d...
by Guru Larry
Tue Sep 04, 2018 1:02 pm
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Replies: 2339
Views: 120146

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

pibbs wrote:
Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:48 pm
She's like a little kid. I bet their fridge is covered in her artwork.
Less sugar = healthier. How very American :D
by Guru Larry
Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:51 pm
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: MundaneFatt
Replies: 940
Views: 45419

Re: MundaneFatt

Cuckara wrote:
Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:08 pm
Like you said before, he's actually worse off than DSP since he doesn't have paypigs.
Where's his ol' buddy ReviewTechUSA in all of this? Or has he thrown Matt Garbage under the bus too?
by Guru Larry
Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:45 pm
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: PushingUpRoses AKA SuckingOutFatness (Advocate of suicide, Queen of cucking LGR)
Replies: 858
Views: 31546

Re: PushingUpRoses AKA SuckingOutFatness (Advocate of suicide, Queen of cucking LGR)

Bob Turnacoff wrote:
Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:33 pm
Dat virtue-signaling...goes down smooth
Excuse me, princess!
by Guru Larry
Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:39 pm
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: Guru Larry
Replies: 1576
Views: 82720

Re: Guru Larry

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:52 pm
Yeah sure you didn't. :roll:
Oh fuck off, Wouldn't I have chosen Ashens or someone first if it was me?