Dead Horse Interchange

I think somebody has the west going for a ruse cruise with that gas attack. Assad had nothing to gain and everything to lose from such a move. Doesn't really make sense.

José just wants his pesos, Blob wants genocide. Blob's the clear winner.
TB for pride works for me.

What the are odds of Boba being a joke in Return of the Jedi was because someone involved in the making of the movie got annoyed he got popular when he wasn't supposed to? I think they're pretty good. Why else would you kill off the guy not only in a boring way but also as an accident? He wasn't to...

I think most of them would actually sprint away from him. Maybe he'd hang out with Cuck in the Shadows in the hopes of catching an actual disease for once.

Because he wasn't meant to be some super special dude. Just some bounty hunter looking cool. His death is laughable, of course. I wonder if they laughed their asses off when coming up with that idea and just decided to leave it that way because they thought it'd be hilarious.

Linkara would be Lust. The lust for cock that is!
Pride is DSP. He thinks he's flawless while everybody is stupid.
Blob would be Wrath, I agree.
Envy is the hardest one. I actually think Silent Rob qualifies for it.

It'll be called "Burning Bridges". Spoony will claim that it's the working title for his movie he's totally already prepared everything for and that this will make it necessary to re-write everything.

Going by the stories he faved he was also into being dominated and humiliated. What better person to do that than a disgusting, fat black bitch? Just the act of putting a ring on it is top humiliation right there for life.

First off: Fett literally means fat in German. So his name is funny to me.
Secondly: Cool costume + jetpack + interstellar bounty hunter = Awesome² to a boy. But what, if you're going by the movies and the movies alone, is actually canon about him. I don't remember any clone talk in the OG trilogy.