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by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)
Wed Sep 05, 2018 3:35 pm
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
Replies: 3355
Views: 362738

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Singh'sSpot wrote:
Fri Aug 31, 2018 2:05 am
More like jizz from from your wrung out pussy.
What jizz. Spoony doesn't fuck her and she probably scares away all the men who met her. The only action her pussy gets is her fingers
by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)
Mon Aug 20, 2018 12:28 pm
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
Replies: 3355
Views: 362738

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

CIANIgger wrote:
Sun Aug 19, 2018 9:01 pm
I bet she cries nightly into her pillow. Drinking honey wine out of one of those "xxx" jugs.
You forgot Jilling off too
by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)
Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:11 pm
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
Replies: 3355
Views: 362738

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

pibbs wrote:
Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:13 am
She's tuckered out from all that shirt folding.
I'm guessing BJD is best jilling day. She seems like the kind who would jill off after whining and bitching about her job
by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)
Tue Jul 31, 2018 1:37 am
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
Replies: 3355
Views: 362738

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Here's a question to think about of April.

Do you think she she has a shaved/waxed, trimmed or rainforest bush
by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)
Wed Jul 04, 2018 11:48 pm
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
Replies: 3355
Views: 362738

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Angelfire Memes wrote:
Wed Jul 04, 2018 10:41 am
I imagine April giving birth to Spoony spawn would resemble the abortion dream scene from The Fly.
I'd rather not. That means I need to picture them fucking
by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)
Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:24 am
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
Replies: 3355
Views: 362738

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

AdorableOtter wrote:
Wed Jun 27, 2018 1:16 am
I wonder why she doesn't simply join some TRPG group and roleplay as whatever elf/orc thing she want's to be and marry an iron bull in-game, instead of repeating the same Skyrim shit over and over for 50 hours/week. Social phobia? Just dumb?
Because she can't jill off while playing
by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)
Sun Jun 24, 2018 12:18 pm
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
Replies: 3355
Views: 362738

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Pepsi Man wrote:
Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:42 pm
I'm calling it now-- Spoony dies by slipping in the shower and cracking his head against the side of the tub and/or the faucet. It will be while rApril is at her job.
At work or Jilling to Skyrim
by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)
Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:26 am
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
Replies: 3355
Views: 362738

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

I bet the stench coming from that place is the only thing which keeps repo men away at this point. Yeah I'm pretty sure it reeks if body odor since neither one looks like they shower often. Then you throw in April's jilling obsession to Skyrim. Which ever room she plays it in probably reeks of her ...
by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)
Thu May 31, 2018 2:34 pm
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
Replies: 3355
Views: 362738

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Cucksonjin wrote:
Wed May 30, 2018 12:39 am
Found it
This tweet still creeps me out. Does this mean she used to Jill off over the phone with her sister? Isn't that pretty much like phone sex?
by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)
Wed May 23, 2018 11:54 pm
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread
Replies: 14136
Views: 1344510

Re: Sex Cannon Allison Pregler aka Lupa

AngrySpoonySnob wrote:
Sun May 20, 2018 2:03 am
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When did lupa get in shape