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by Throne of Dysentery
Sun Oct 01, 2017 9:04 am
Forum: Shitposting & Spambots
Topic: Ghosts 'n' Shit
Replies: 31
Views: 2288

Re: Ghosts 'n' Shit

I have a feeling this creepypasta will contain too many mature situations for me, but I can totally handle it, right? Of course I can.

:?
by Throne of Dysentery
Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:36 am
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob
Replies: 4499
Views: 259265

Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

We all know copyright infringement laws were created to oppress visionary auteurs like Brad Jones. This humble, selfless man-child creates endless masterpieces, and this is the thanks he gets?
by Throne of Dysentery
Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:02 am
Forum: Shitposting & Spambots
Topic: Ghosts 'n' Shit
Replies: 31
Views: 2288

Re: Ghosts 'n' Shit

Being haunted by spectral unborns? Boy, we’ve all been there before!
by Throne of Dysentery
Fri Sep 29, 2017 5:20 am
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: Spoony... nothing else to say really
Replies: 13536
Views: 725039

Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Auli wrote:
Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:46 pm
I wish I knew everything about everything just like Spoony does.
The man is an oracle and should be addressed as such; he’s clearly the conduit through which the Deities of Knowledge speak.
by Throne of Dysentery
Fri Sep 29, 2017 4:54 am
Forum: Politics
Topic: Employing Openly Racist People to Enforce Border Control
Replies: 37
Views: 2868

Re: Employing Openly Racist People to Enforce Border Control

If it was up to this precious man, no more of his fellow taco-benders would be tasting that sweet, delicious freedom.

by Throne of Dysentery
Fri Sep 29, 2017 3:47 am
Forum: Other Entertainment
Topic: Movie Thread
Replies: 2583
Views: 95088

Re: Movie Thread

Fine, fuck it, just more disappointment. At least there’s going to be Triplets, which I’m sure is going to be a real chucklefest.
by Throne of Dysentery
Fri Sep 29, 2017 3:38 am
Forum: Shitposting & Spambots
Topic: Ghosts 'n' Shit
Replies: 31
Views: 2288

Re: Ghosts 'n' Shit

That sounds like a paranormal shit to me; only ghosts could possibly produce that much fecal matter.
by Throne of Dysentery
Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:14 am
Forum: Internet Nobodies
Topic: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives
Replies: 3383
Views: 160160

Re: Boogie: The Fats of our Lives

A 50-piece McNuggets is a mere appetizer, so after he gorged on all those chicken-flavored food stuffs, he probably barked at his wife to get him a few dozen Chalupas. With an actual bucket of sour cream on the side, of course.
by Throne of Dysentery
Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:33 am
Forum: Other Entertainment
Topic: Movie Thread
Replies: 2583
Views: 95088

Re: Movie Thread

It says “announced” on IMDB, so who knows. I hope it gets made, though; the film industry is in desperate need of more Ah-nold.
by Throne of Dysentery
Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:17 am
Forum: Other Entertainment
Topic: Movie Thread
Replies: 2583
Views: 95088

Re: Movie Thread

I don’t think Hitch ever made a bad film, but my personal favorites would have to be Vertigo, Rope, The Lady Vanishes, and Frenzy. Maybe Dial M for Murder too. Oh, and Rear Window. Strangers on a Train and Rebecca......okay, I celebrate the man’s entire oeuvre; even his silent work is genius.