Dead Horse Interchange

What’s the actual story with TwitchCon? Did a staff member really look at him and say “yeah, out of all the millions of streamers, I want to show live that to a roomful of people.”

The bit about lifting weights is pure lies and delusion. He used to be skinnyfat but he was NEVER ripped. He gets even more delusional when he talks about how you get to "keep" the muscles from back then. No you fucking don't. He's delusional. He talks about going to the grocery store to get food a...

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 02, 2017 7:47 pm

Star Trek pizza cutters are an actual thing AFAIK.

And you just know that Blue Apron is not DSP-proof.

Also he'd complain about the portion sizes because he really has lost all sense of what a sensible one looks like.

He could easily order from that Blue Apron site who made it retard proof to cook a meal but he is too lazy and rather burps into the camera with his frozen pizza on the table "DIS IS NOT FASD FOOT!!!! OKEY" :lol: His pizza cutter looks familiar https://i.imgur.com/aPjNz81.png https://i.imgur.com/FS...

He's been a lot more deliberate than I thought; I pictured him getting into trouble by just being too lazy to fill out paperwork & hoping for the best, but it seems he's exceeded my expectations and actively committed tax fraud.

DSP is like someone in an evil-genie story who wished he could to get paid to play video games. "Genie, I wanna get paid to play video games." "Your wish is-" "Wait! I know what you're gonna do, you're gonna make the bad by making me a beta tester, and I know that beta testing sucks, so I wanna clar...

The amount of food he eats in each "DSP Tries It" vid says he's the last person who should be lecturing us on "too much of a good thing."

I'd buy it; she cooks, cleans, and provides some money, which is enough to keep her around even if she doesn't put out. Plus, doesn't your sex drive start to go when you live an unhealthy lifestyle?

Oh, is THAT why he looked like he was pregnant?

Did I mention how greedy DSP is? His whole bitching about Nintendo shit is him complaining that he can't TRIPLE DIP for revenue. Think about that. He gets paid by patreons to play these games. So that's 1 time he got paid for playing Mario Sunshine. He plays it on Twitch, and gets bits, tips, cheer...