God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

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Re: God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

by Kugelfisch » Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:38 am

Dude, he just suicided super hard like. Just accept it already and move on, okay? Whaddaya want? Everything he may have said already out in the open? Haha, good joke. Like, you wouldn't want that. Haha, you really wouldn't. Like, lmao, you fucking wouldn't, you understand, fucker?! Haha, just kidding. It all good jokes. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
But seriously, stop asking questions, haha, seriously, haha.

Re: God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

by Pepsi Man » Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:34 am

Rapeculture wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2019 2:57 am
Epstein was 6' tall and hung himself from a bunk bed that was 5' tall.

Seems legit.
Yeah, hyoid bone apparently broke from a gentle leaning forward because it's the only way one can, "hang," themselves from something shorter than themselves. Must have tied that knot pretty hard!

Re: God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

by Rapeculture » Sun Aug 18, 2019 2:57 am

Epstein was 6' tall and hung himself from a bunk bed that was 5' tall.

Seems legit.

Re: God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

by Guest » Sun Aug 18, 2019 2:45 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2019 2:10 am
Geeeeeeeez, how many ((((((((coincidences))))))))!
Do they really expect to fool anyone with that shit?
They're just gonna keep repeating "he totally suicided got" over and over until people forget and just accept it.

Re: God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

by Kugelfisch » Sun Aug 18, 2019 2:10 am

Geeeeeeeez, how many ((((((((coincidences))))))))!
Do they really expect to fool anyone with that shit?

Re: God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

by Pepsi Man » Sun Aug 18, 2019 1:45 am

He was most certainly in a two inmate cell. It's protocol to do this for prisoners taken off of suicide watch.

The kicker is that his cell mate was removed the day before. Or that day. One of the two.

Re: God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

by Kugelfisch » Sun Aug 18, 2019 1:36 am

He was taken from suicide watch just that day but he obviously wasn't in a two inmate cell. Otherwise I'd question where that other inmate was or at the very least why this potentially suicidal prisoner was brought into a room with a bunk bed and the means to hang himself with.

Re: God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

by Pepsi Man » Sun Aug 18, 2019 12:54 am

The only, "hanging," he could have done is where he ties it to something (reminder this cell was supposed to have two people in it and supposedly had a bunk bed) and then leans forward until he passes out. This wouldn't have broken his hyoid bone, however.
The only other option for this to have been a legitimate suicide is for him to have thrown himself from the bed as hard as possible, landing with full force on his neck and chin in order to cause a break in said bone. He'd basically have been purposefully slamming his face into the ground and this wouldn't have lead to any form of hanging because it would have meant the sheet had too much slack for it to happen.

There's plenty of observations about how tall he is, how tall a regular prison bunk is, how little wiggle room he actually had in order to hang himself and how little chance it would have lead to any broken bones.

Re: God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

by Kugelfisch » Sun Aug 18, 2019 12:46 am

He'd have died much sooner. Groening's toes are the fastest-acting poison known to man.

Re: God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

by Guest » Sun Aug 18, 2019 12:30 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Aug 17, 2019 11:46 pm
And there were a couple dozen wealthy people besides the Clintons that visited his child fucker island many times and had great interest in him not talking.
Matt Groeinig killed Jeffry Epstein. He made Epstein suck his toes. The shriek was Epstein's horror at how poorly the neckbeard took care of himself. The flavor was just too much, and the puss that shot into I Don't Know Jeffrey's bloodstream sealed the deal.

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