Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
Fuck yeah, this is one of the most rewatchable movie there is. Brandon Lee was a god-awful actor and this movie is his magnum opus (gotta say I don't remember anything from Rapid Fire or Laser Mission). Lee is a cop from ASIAN TASK FORCE (
) who teams up with He-Man to defeat Yakuza boss Yoshida (who murdered Ivan Dragon's parents).
I love how all female characters in the movie are complete bimbos and Drago has to rescue the female lead not once but twice, once from herself (she tries to kill herself) and once from the bad guys. But the best part has to be the dialogue:
"Will you do this right? Clean. Like a cop in the 20th century and not some samurai warrior? We'll nail this guy. And when we're done, we'll go eat fish off those NAKED CHICKS!"
It would've been perfect if he'd used the word "bitches" instead of "chicks", but excellent anyway.
(He-Man explains how the gun works to a woman, like she's some kind of retard)
"When the safety's off, point this at the target, pull the trigger and they'll fall down."
"What if it's you?"
"You won't see me coming."
"What the fuck do you want? We're closed."
"Wrong. You're open!"
And ofc the classic, Brandon admiring He-Man's johnson:
"In case we get killed, I wanted to tell you.. you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man."
"Thanks. I don't know what to say."
"How about, "Don't get killed"?"
Great, great movie. 100/10