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Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Feb 28, 2020 4:55 pm

Guest wrote:
Fri Feb 28, 2020 5:41 am
And the nine-year-old calls herself "Teen Lantern", despite not even being a teenager yet.
Probably can't wait to get laid by other teen heroes.
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Fri Feb 28, 2020 6:52 am
What happened to the black Muslim Lantern with a fucking gun? They close the book on him yet?
According to Wikipedia he and Latinx Lantern had their rings fused together by Hal so they can only use them when working together. Because apparently Hal just watched the first season of Pretty Cure or something.
The gun is now safely deposited at the Gotham City Police Department. Or Gordon's personal weapon stash.

(Latinx Lantern got indeed killed, but apparently that just made her stronger.)

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

by Guest » Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:46 am

Guest wrote:
Fri Feb 28, 2020 12:46 am
Still can't believe a fucking comedian from MadTV is being treated like a master of horror. It'd be like putting Rolfe in charge of the MCU, or letting Spoony work the drive thru instead of scrubbing urinals.
Hell I think Rolfe could make a better throwback horror movie with a good cast and budget. Peele is part of the pretentious art house horror movement that’s been happening the past few years. Hereditary, Peeleshit, Midsommar, it’s all the same garbage that normies and faggots like Gay Bauman like.

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

by Keith Chegwin » Fri Feb 28, 2020 6:52 am

What happened to the black Muslim Lantern with a fucking gun? They close the book on him yet?

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

by Guest » Fri Feb 28, 2020 5:41 am

Dehbashi wrote:
Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:48 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Feb 27, 2020 5:56 pm
DC is planning to replace Green Lantern with a black teenage girl who loves science and hacked the Green Lantern battery or whatever controls Green Lantern rings and made it give her a ring. Apparently this character was created by the same guy that created the Iron Man teenage girl replacement.
I can see the creator being the same guy, considering this backstory is basically the same as Reeree's.
And I guess the Green Lantern of Color they already have is not good enough anymore. Must be because of his army background.
Yup Bendis made both those bitches. What makes the negress GL so egregious is that she is fucking 9 years old that is from Bolivia that pulls this bullshit off. My brothers and I couldn't believe it due to how stupid it was. A 9 year old mastering alien technology. One of my brothers even joked that they can't even get decent Wi-Fi there. Where the hell would she get the tech to hack the lantern.
And the nine-year-old calls herself "Teen Lantern", despite not even being a teenager yet.
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Feb 27, 2020 5:56 pm
And I guess the Green Lantern of Color they already have is not good enough anymore. Must be because of his army background.
John Stewart is a man and fans actually like that character, so of course they won't use him. And the Hispanic woman Green Lantern was created by Ethan van Sciver, so they don't want to use her either. (I think they actually killed that character off, not that that means much in comics.)

There was some woman that got fired from WB recently that had previously worked for the Clinton administration (Dee Dee Meyers). Van Sciver was mocking her in a video after it happened.

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

by CIANigger » Fri Feb 28, 2020 12:57 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Feb 27, 2020 7:41 pm
Nope. It's called Questionable kahntent (or more accurately "Boring Slice-of-Life Webcomic No. 4,589"), made by a guy who desparately tries to pander to a SJW audience. An audience that once bullied him into going apeshit to the point he stabbed his own hand.
Maybe DHI is bad for my mental. Every day I discover another dreg I want to take out back and sunset... :evil:

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

by Guest » Fri Feb 28, 2020 12:46 am

Still can't believe a fucking comedian from MadTV is being treated like a master of horror. It'd be like putting Rolfe in charge of the MCU, or letting Spoony work the drive thru instead of scrubbing urinals.

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

by Guest » Thu Feb 27, 2020 10:50 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
Thu Feb 27, 2020 5:34 am
CIANigger wrote:
Thu Feb 27, 2020 5:05 am
Two guesses as to what color skin the writer has
(It doesn't matter if you're) Black or White.
Hey Moe, you’re a based black guy, explain to me why coloreds (the proper way to say POCs) think that they’re better than everyone else? I know white men are the common enemy, but they’ll keep tearing apart anyone who stands between them and their own personal goals, even cannibalizing each other.

Btw should post this in movie thread but hack fraud magic negro Jordan Peele is making a new Candyman movie. He wrote the screenplay so I imagine it’ll be as subtle as a jackhammer to a nail, unlike the original that did that shit well.

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Feb 27, 2020 10:02 pm

Alien technology which, to my knowledge, has never been portrayed as being hackable in the first place*. Guess Reeree 2.0 must have that "next step of human evolution"-tier super autism from that last Predator movie.

*) Also you'd think the Guardians would make extra sure this can't happen considering one of their past software bugs caused a bunch of robot cops to murder billions.
Even then, finding out some chick just hacked your most important piece of technology might cause them to consider somewhat drastic measures.

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

by Dehbashi » Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:48 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Feb 27, 2020 5:56 pm
DC is planning to replace Green Lantern with a black teenage girl who loves science and hacked the Green Lantern battery or whatever controls Green Lantern rings and made it give her a ring. Apparently this character was created by the same guy that created the Iron Man teenage girl replacement.
I can see the creator being the same guy, considering this backstory is basically the same as Reeree's.
And I guess the Green Lantern of Color they already have is not good enough anymore. Must be because of his army background.
Yup Bendis made both those bitches. What makes the negress GL so egregious is that she is fucking 9 years old that is from Bolivia that pulls this bullshit off. My brothers and I couldn't believe it due to how stupid it was. A 9 year old mastering alien technology. One of my brothers even joked that they can't even get decent Wi-Fi there. Where the hell would she get the tech to hack the lantern.

Re: Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

by Guest » Thu Feb 27, 2020 7:43 pm

I don't think it's been mentioned here but the red haired one is supposed to be a tranny and the black haired one is happy to see benis.

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