CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Post a reply

Smilies
:D :) ;) :( :o :shock: :? 8-) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen: :geek: :ugeek:

BBCode is ON
[img] is ON
[flash] is OFF
[url] is ON
Smilies are ON

Topic review
   

Expand view Topic review: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

by Guest » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:58 pm

Seanraisesanothermansbaby

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

by Kugelfisch » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:53 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:53 am
If I'm not mistaken, when Seanbaby presented to challenge him, Boll politely declined since Seanbaby actually knew how to fight.
That's Seancuckboy's side of that story.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Apr 13, 2018 5:24 pm

AdorableOtter wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:35 pm
I have no idea why he went full dickgirl/futanari after this like there is no tomorrow. Some kind of coping mechanism? At least DHI prevented a potential chianed-up-in-Cuckson's-mom's-basement situation, lol.
Futas are the logical next step in the Way of the Weeb (or Weebudo in the sacred tongue of Glorious NIppon).

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

by Le Redditeur » Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:53 am

If I'm not mistaken, when Seanbaby presented to challenge him, Boll politely declined since Seanbaby actually knew how to fight.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

by Guest » Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:17 am

Uwe Boll savaged Lowtax and for that reason alone deserves a lifetime achievement award for his service to the film industry.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

by Kugelfisch » Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:25 pm

AdorableOtter wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:35 pm
Maybe I didn't make it clear but I think Cuckson's "roleplay" payed waifu was actually a biological woman who just claimed to be a woman.
There you go.
AdorableOtter wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:35 pm
No one expected Uwe Boll could box.
Except for everyone who bothered to look at the challenge to see that Boll had been boxing fairly successfully for quite a while, had several kilos on all challengers and is an actual dick that would totally love to punch every critic of his for real.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

by AdorableOtter » Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:35 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:37 pm
He's talking about his alter ego in third person to a dickgirl-drawing tranny he paid to role play via the internet. I think that's worse, actually.
Maybe I didn't make it clear but I think Cuckson's "roleplay" payed waifu was actually a biological woman who just looked like a man. Also her "art" didn't include degenerate stuff asaik, they were just shit. That doesn't make things better though.
The most fucked up part is, Cuckson started treating her as a 3D real girlfriend outside tumblr.
I have no idea why he went full dickgirl/futanari after this like there is no tomorrow. Some kind of coping mechanism? At least DHI prevented a potential chianed-up-in-Cuckson's-mom's-basement situation, lol.
CIANIgger wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:44 am
So when is DHI funding my cage match? I'm ready.

>(relatively) tall
>Karate master
>Uses distance
>Literally shatters your bones if you get close
>Phenomenal yo

If he is telling the truth he is as good as this.
SpoilerShow
No one expected Uwe Boll could box. What if Cuckson does what CIAint't?

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

by Kugelfisch » Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:01 pm

We'll make sure not to invite your kid so you're not a no-show.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

by Guest » Thu Apr 12, 2018 1:55 pm

I don't think cuckson has ever seen a job application either, I think you'll be fine.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

by CIANIgger » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:35 pm

mad bum wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:55 am
So, cheating?
Exactly.

As long as he doesn't hold up any job applications or threaten to make me read, I'll be safe.

Top