Beers and Meads

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Re: Beers and Meads

by Guest » Mon May 06, 2019 3:52 pm

Guest wrote:
Sun May 05, 2019 10:07 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun May 05, 2019 3:09 pm
Yeah, sort of. Since it contains rice I'm not all that comfortable calling it beer and certainly not German.
Created by German brewers on German territory. Like a mulatto lovechild, you may not love it but you can't deny it's yours.
Pretty sure niggers deny their mulatto children all the time. At least thats what Maury taught me. Unless you're a tictac and you bred with a kneegress, in which case I don't fucking know man, you're kinda fucked up already.

Re: Beers and Meads

by Kugelfisch » Mon May 06, 2019 3:34 pm

Poonoo wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 1:38 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 3:06 am
I guess mulatto is an apt comparison since Anglos are basically our niggers.
I thought you said that was the Spaniards?
They are the niggers of Europe but not OUR niggers. We've only got ourselves to blame for the Anglo.

Re: Beers and Meads

by Poonoo » Mon May 06, 2019 1:38 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon May 06, 2019 3:06 am
I guess mulatto is an apt comparison since Anglos are basically our niggers.
I thought you said that was the Spaniards?

Re: Beers and Meads

by Kugelfisch » Mon May 06, 2019 3:06 am

Guest wrote:
Sun May 05, 2019 10:07 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun May 05, 2019 3:09 pm
Yeah, sort of. Since it contains rice I'm not all that comfortable calling it beer and certainly not German.
Created by German brewers on German territory. Like a mulatto lovechild, you may not love it but you can't deny it's yours.
Created by an Anglo and a German. The most unholy of marriages. I guess mulatto is an apt comparison since Anglos are basically our niggers.

Re: Beers and Meads

by Guest » Sun May 05, 2019 10:07 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun May 05, 2019 3:09 pm
Yeah, sort of. Since it contains rice I'm not all that comfortable calling it beer and certainly not German.
Created by German brewers on German territory. Like a mulatto lovechild, you may not love it but you can't deny it's yours.

Re: Beers and Meads

by mad bum » Sun May 05, 2019 6:05 pm

PBR is cheap and better than natty lite, that's why people buy it.

Re: Beers and Meads

by Kugelfisch » Sun May 05, 2019 3:09 pm

Guest wrote:
Sun May 05, 2019 1:46 pm
Tsingtao is a German beer. Created in Tsingtao, Kiaochow in 1903.
Yeah, sort of. Since it contains rice I'm not all that comfortable calling it beer and certainly not German.

Re: Beers and Meads

by Guest » Sun May 05, 2019 1:46 pm

Tsingtao is a German beer. Created in Tsingtao, Kiaochow in 1903.

Re: Beers and Meads

by rabidtictac » Sun May 05, 2019 6:59 am

RAPEMAN wrote:
Sun May 05, 2019 2:45 am
Envy! That's the word I'm looking for. I sometimes envy America's economy beer. A cold six of fucking Pabst Blue Ribbon is like fifteen bucks here.


PBR is fucking awful. All of our macro beers are shit. Or at least all the ones I've tried were. I honestly would rather drink malt liquor than american macro adjunct lager swill. Both taste like shit but at least Mickey's will get you blasted quicker.

Even China and Japan make better swiller lagers than we do. Heinecken, Sapporo and Tsingtao are inoffensive. Not "good" (I wouldn't bother to buy them from a store or stock them in my fridge) but they don't taste like vomit. Sapporo tastes like corn water, which is a massive step up from American macro beer. Tsingtao is pretty refreshing if cold.

I don't know where you live, but you should be able to get something decent there (edit: should have known you would be a FUCKING LEAF). I've had some good American beers but they weren't the larger brands. The largest American brand I know of that tastes good is Sierra Nevada, and that's mostly if you buy the beers they sell that aren't IPAs.

Re: Beers and Meads

by Kugelfisch » Sun May 05, 2019 2:53 am

Why'd you want to pay that much for such a weak-ass beer anyway? Burgerland can't brew good beer for shit either.
It's not even me dunking on burgers for fun. Beer is very, very touchy with climate. The only places that can make good beer are Germany, Denmark, Netherlands, Poland, Česká (seriously, the way Anglos spell that nation's name is so fucking obnoxious I'd rather write it in the native name) and Belgium.
Any other nation may just be able to occasionally make a passable beer but that's pretty much it. Climate doesn't allow Italy, France or Spain to make anything drinkable. That's alright, their wine is pretty awesome.

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